by j637man February 03, 2024
A play on words to the fossil record, as to having a huge gap in time on your browsing history. This gap is usually due to watching large quantities of pornography in one sitting.
by Bass Drop Donnie June 24, 2012
did u see that phallus noodle?
by liberal anal destroyers May 20, 2024
That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!
by Nuphagus January 04, 2020
come and visit my phallus and testes
by nylonthingy March 25, 2024
by Samtionary May 10, 2024
The act of when two Sri Lankan men perform upside down anal sex whilst doing handstands in pure darkness, and a woman of Guatemalan descent balances on top of the two men and begins to squealch down on them from above.
The power went off when I was hanging out with my friend and his girl, so they gave me a mean Sri Lankan phallus squealching!
by Josephine Bottomologist June 12, 2025