petterass

Pedophile. One who sexually enjoys innocent youth as opposed to those their age.

"He's a convicted petterass dood..."
"... 8 year olds dood"
- The Big Lebowski

by n4rf September 28, 2003

peeted

When you pat someone kindly.

I peeted Mr Larson because she was sad. But now she is comforted.

by picklegorl September 9, 2018

Jon-Petter

Having one of these is the upper most awesome achievement one can have in ones life. Once you have this, you will find your life to be complete.

With great Jon-Petter comes great responsibility...

by Thelightsaberqueenbee October 11, 2009

potted meat

A canned meat made from ground rats that ate the bologna off of the floor.

The the cat wouldn't eat the potted meat.

by Nick December 4, 2004

Potted

1. The midpoint between attractive and munted.
2. Average looking , nothing special.

Guy1. Wait wasn't she munted though.
Guy2. Nah she wasn't , just potted

by M.O'queef May 25, 2016

Potted

1. The midpoint between attractive and munted.
2. Average looking , nothing special.

Guy1. Wait wasn't she munted though.
Guy2. Nah she wasn't , just potted

by M.O'queef May 25, 2016

Potted

Sent from off bail into immediate custody or remanded into prison custody

Depends if you get suspended sentence or are potted mate

by Junglëjim October 15, 2017