Porning

That time of day, shortly after sunrise, when you have excellent sex.

"Good Porning, that was awesome"

"I got laid first thing this porning. It was great!"

by Fordman59 June 30, 2009

perking

To fake, hold out on someone.

You perking on me, cuz yean even made the cd yet.

by Rawvera cracka J September 28, 2003

porning

Scotland: Public sex, especially at parties

I ken yous are porning; stop it ye bams!

by Incredible Johnny Mo September 21, 2007

Penning

Slang term for a near professional Magic: The Gathering player that spends a great amount of time honing a spore deck while neglecting others.

"I won again against Chad. He'd have a chance if he wasn't such a Penning."

by AMH7 October 13, 2008

Chad Pennington

A term used in the NFL for a QB who has the arm strength of a ten year old boy.

Ex.1 Dude, you throw like Chad Pennington
Ex.2 That pass was a Pennington

by Ryuji Otogi September 30, 2005

Penning

To take the cap off of a pen, then put it back on. Generally used to calm or distract.

When cole for rejected by a girl, he started penning to take his mind off it.

by The Penning November 2, 2013

ty pennington

A sexy carpenter and host of extreme makeover: home edition, aka: a great guy.

move that bus !!

by Tracy June 11, 2006