permafuck

To be in or produce a permanent state of contextual existance in which parties involved are completely and utterly fucked, with no conceivable reprieve and from which there is no escape. See also FUBAR

Guy 1: So how'd your GF know you were cheating? You get ratted out?
Guy 2: No she's got a videotape.
Guy 1: Dude, you're permafucked.

A gangmember rapes a hooker in an alley. Little does he know that the hooker has AIDS. Now he's facing charges of sexual assault, the pimp wants revenge and on top of it all he's gonna die from AIDS in a couple of years. You don't get more permafucked than that.

by Lord CrutchCricket December 9, 2008

Peacocked

Back in 1999, members of the football365 football forum (now mostly found at cupwinkcook.com) formed an e-mail group for some of the forummers to send each other the latest e-mail jokes, attachments, etc. in a convenient way.

One member of the group, Peacock (named so after the Leeds United nickname "The Peacocks"), had the rather annoying habit of posting the latest jokes, attachments, etc. after they had already been posted.

This led to the term "Peacocked".

*old joke arrives in Inbox*

"Peacocked"

by Peacock July 14, 2004

peacock forehead

the name given to a man who has a unusually large shaped snorkella or nose and has a large forehead due to the thinning of hair caused by a heriditory condition known as balding.

That dude got the peacock forehead... Thats bloody unlucky...That person is a serious mac. Tommying it..Maccing It

by Anthony Murphy August 20, 2006

peacock

A guy who acts normal around people he knows/is used to but gets loud and starts acting like a douche (similar to a peacock in mating season) when around, but not limited to, attractive women. This can also apply to women but that term would be defined as shecock.

Last night Phil saw this hot chick in Starbuck's and he was about to make his move on her until this total douche came along and started being a peacock. Needless to say she ran off and he was left watching bestiality mongoose porn again...

by Bobby Dowell March 18, 2008

Shit Peacock

The act of spraying diarrhea in such of way from ones pants that it produces a fanning affect resembling the plummage of a peacock.

I ate at a truckstop and could not make it to the restroom in time so I shit peacock all over the gentleman behind me.

by MagnusAzrael February 22, 2011

Peacockd

Pranking someone by asking to take a picture and then playing "Peacock" by Katy Perry and dancing around the victim while taking a video. You do not tell them you are going to do it. Usually done at anime cons, comic cons ect.

Originated at AMA 2011 (Anime Mid Atlantic 2011)

video: /watch?v=bw0NGmBDNV8

Pranksters: Hi, can we take a picture of you?
Victim: Um, sure.
*they pose, cam starts video recording*
Pranksters: One, two, three...
*Peacock plays and they start dancing*
*Victim will either start dancing, run away, freeze up or crack up*
--later--
Friend: Hey, whats up?
Victim: I got Peacockd....

by Kai.Kai August 17, 2011

poking the peacock

code word for female masturbation

Why is Bianca so rosey today?
Because she was poking the peacock last night.

by smackinthecat April 24, 2009