perked

drunk from a alcoholic beverage or vicadin

i was so perked last night, i woke up in the gutter of jack in the box

by jenn June 30, 2003

Perley-Francis Trap

When you date a female of the Perley-Francis clan, you become caught in their trap, and therefore called the Perley-Francis Trap.

How it happens: You become very happy with them, and when you get to the peak of happiness, they knock you down, and make your life a living hell, and you can't escape the trap without losing some sort of your sanity.

Stranger 1:"What's wrong with him, she's such a bitch to him, but he keeps chasing her"

Stranger 2:"He's in the Perley-Francis Trap, man, he can't help it."

by Shippidge May 18, 2013

dr. perky

A boob that is firm and perky despite its large size

The man was pleasantly surprised by her amazing dr. perky's

by buttholenkr September 13, 2016

Perky

Describing a female’s ass. Not big but slightly thicc

She has one Perky ass

by Snazzzy May 29, 2018

Perley Tozer

A shot consisting of one part lemon gin, one part blue coroco and a purple candy of some sort. (ex: skittle, ju jube)

Those Perley Tozers are killer!! I had so many last night at the bar that I couldn't remember my own name this morning.

by tgav April 6, 2004

perky turkey jerky

the act of masturbating using an oven roasted turkey as simulation.

friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up?
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!

by maestro1623 August 14, 2010

porkey pigging it

Fucking a fat girl

That dude loves big girl's he's always porkey pigging it

by dadx5 February 23, 2014