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Anal Ghost Pedophile

An extremely enraged zombie from the undead who sneaks up on young children and rapes them up the cornhole.

The anal ghost pedophile can be found in the southern areas of texas or jesusland.
Susy: "Why Can't johnny come out today?

Timmy: "He's recovering from the Anal Ghost Pedophile attack."
by albert johnston November 29, 2010
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Pedophile Goggles

Slang for aviators and thought to reflect the stereotype that pedophiles and other Sexual Predators often wear big mirrored aviators when stalking their prey. Could also be loosely applied to State Troopers and creepy highway patrol police officers.
"Hand me my pedophile goggles I'm going to the park."
by Duke_of_York26 April 23, 2006
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Joe Biden pedophile

Umm ya, that kid toucher is a regular joe biden pedophile.
by ShoelaceJones December 9, 2020
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penophile

a person who collects pens. Need not be fancy pens and includes those who inadvertantly picks up other person's pens and forgets to return them. Generally has a stash of a wide variety of types of pens in drawers, coffee mugs and the bottom of the washer.
Andrew, being a penophile, adroitly picked up the server's pen, signed his check, then pocketed the pen to add to his collection.
by A. Townsend August 17, 2007
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Pillowphile

An adult who has a pillowpet, or enjoys children's pillowpets.
Matt Good was called a "#pillowphile" by Andy Six on Twitter.
by JaseyDROPDEAD August 18, 2011
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Pedophilephile

A person who denotes fondness and admiration for child molesters and pedophiles.
Polls show that a vast majority of Republican voters in Alabama support and admire Roy Moore, a known child molester and pedophile. This makes them pedophilephiles.
by Asi Las Cosas December 12, 2017
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pedophile

Being a pedophile is illegal and you can get arrested for it in all countries. A pedophile is an older person who is sexually attracted to minors.
All children, kids, and teens should be careful of pedophiles. If you ever think there is a pedophile around you or a pedophile contacting you, immediately tell your parents or contact somebody. if the case is serious, call the police as soon as you can!
Pedophiles are also called 'Pedo's". It is a bad thing to be a pedophile.

There are many kinds of pedophilia. Some pedophiles are attracted to real minors, while others can be called 'lolicons'. Lolicons are people who are attracted to cartoon/anime style characters who have a young appearance. These kind of characters are called 'loli's'. Other people can be attracted to furry style characters.

The list goes on and on about pedophiles, but basically you should know that they are bad and if you do see one or notice one, contact someone or call the police.

Minors, think and act safe!
"I think a pedophile is staring at me!"
"Lets get out of here!
by herbal supplyment April 8, 2021
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