puddle muscles

slang for a woman's vagina, usually one that is tight and wet.

I Love when My girl's puddle muscles contract when she starts to cum.

by getcombowned February 17, 2014

kiddie puddle

To masturbate with a group of two and more people (both male and/or female) and ejaculate into a one puddle of everyone's cum.

Person: Want to make a kiddie puddle?
Group of people: Hell yeah!

by NoNoNoNoNoooo December 28, 2008

FUCK PUDDLE

The "wet spot" on the sheets after sex.It becomes a fuck puddle when its on YOUR side of the bed.

I came back from the bathroom and laid right square in the fuck puddle.

by biker mike` June 29, 2006

Manty Puddle

(noun.)

A phenomena that occurs when a man experiences sudden uncontrollable joy. This can be brought on by a variety of circumstances - all of which depend on food preference, likes/dislikes, and/or sexual orientation.

The "manty puddle" can range from a small quarter sized stain on the front of the man's pants (caused by the release of Cowper's fluid) to an entirely soaked leg (due urinary incontinence).

(In a hardware store...)

Husband: "Wow honey, would ya look at the blade on that circular saw! Can you imagine all the wood I could cut with that?"

Wife: "Would you mind telling the wood in your pants to settle down?! Are you developing a manty puddle darling?"

(At a college frat party...)

Bro 1: "Dude, did you see that top that Janice is wearing tonight? Those sweater puppies look like they could use some air. I'm gonna see if she'll let em out of the cage tonight!"

Bro 2: "Slow down turbo...you need to check your front deck. Is that Guinness on your grundle or did you just acquire a massive manty puddle from staring at Janice?!"

(In a Nursing Home...)

Granddaughter: "Here's your juice Grandpa. Use both hands and hold on tight!"

Grandpa: *Wheezes*

Granddaughter: "Oh look! The Price is Right is on!" *Theme Music*

Grandpa: *Moans, followed by a grin*

Granddaughter: "Oh Grandpa, not again! Your the only one I know who can destroy a depends with a manty puddle..."

by J.D.elicious April 6, 2009

Puddle Cuddle

When a group of people hug or huddle together while crying. Commonly seen at events such as graduations.

At the class's graduation, they all joined together, sobbing, in a massive Puddle Cuddle.

by St. Pierre May 6, 2013

Yaoi paddle

A short paddle with the word yaoi writen on both sides. It is meant to hit you on the ass to show how much of a fangirl you are or gay/lesbian at a anime convention. Usually you are asked first, if not you have every right to hunt them done and get them banned form the convention. Usually done by fangirls or fanboys.

One side is the soft core side, which is meant to be used softly. The other side is the hard core side, which is meant to used more roughy.

It was first invented at Ota-kon, a anime convention in 2002-2003. Due to fangirls running around and hitting random people without asking, it has been banned at Ota-kon since then.

Person1 "Soft core or hard core?" *holds Yaoi Paddle up*

Person2 "Whut? Aw hell no. No Yaoi Paddle."

Person1 "Awwww."

by TheWinterMoon May 24, 2009

Paddle the pink canoe

Old slang for female masturbation.

Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.

by RobbieJor December 6, 2004