Pecker Jousting is a competition played by two naked men each with an erection. The erect penis is used as a battering ram against the opponent's scrotum and penis. With each opponent facing the other at a distance of 50 feet, they begin running towards one another at a jogging speed and quickly advance to a sprint just before impact of penis's. Hands of opponents are behind they're backs and this is done in a run by jousting fashion just as mounted knights did. The object is to buckle the opponents erection with glancing blows.
by Willy Geddermoist October 8, 2009
Get the Pecker Joustingmug. by LegendaryPKer November 23, 2014
Get the Powder peckermug. On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.
The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.
“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.
The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.
“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.
by andy1 March 4, 2009
Get the Porous Peckermug. A large penis.
by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2017
Get the homewrecker peckermug. Same as sperm, seamen, cock snot, snake spit, worm slime, baby batter, pearl drops, boner barf and tonsil white wash.
by Roamer of Rooms June 21, 2010
Get the Pecker Puddingmug. by qazxdr56 April 13, 2010
Get the pecker berriesmug. by ZBERG May 22, 2014
Get the Pecker Heatermug.