peanuts

Word expressing that a noun is easy or dumb.

Man that test was peanuts.
Dude, your so peanuts.
That concert was peanuts.

by GuitarFreak August 17, 2004

peanut but

a person who does NOT wipe.

Brucey : "Ew man that sick son of a bitch over there doesnt wipe!"
Eric : "SICK...wait how the fuck do you know that..."
Brucey: "uh ub...lets go hunting while we uhm eat meat and uh go and check out some hot muh-CHICKS!"

by kaylaashley December 30, 2003

Peanut

Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law's intern. He wears a pink vest.

"KAMPAI...peanut." (episode: "showyuweenie")

by Peanut October 01, 2004

Peanut

Peanut

1. Slang for a cute little person...

A baby or woman hopefully.


2. Another word for butt nugget.

(See butt nugget)

1. Hey Peanut !

Come on over here and give Ronchi a hug.

(See Ronchi)


2. Oh man ! I got a peanut stuck to my ass.

by Dixie February 09, 2004

Peanuts

Before kicking a football, the person holding it moves out of the way so you miss, similar to what Lucy did to Charlie Brown.

Don't Peanuts me Joe!

by Andy R. B. December 21, 2008

Peanut

Peanut is one of Jeff Dunham's puppets and is a purple woozle, with a small tuft of green hair on his head, and only one shoe. Peanut was made in Salem, Virginia. Unlike most of Jeff Dunham's puppets, Peanut's eyes and eyebrows are immobile. This allows for a greater range of motion for his head. Peanut also has a rod attached to his left elbow which Jeff operates to further the range of the puppet's movement. He is antagonistic towards José, and points out his Mexican descent. Peanut is one of the first characters Dunham used for his shows, from the early 80's.

Peanut: What the hell is wrong with you? We cannot talk at the same time! I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk - THAT'S IT! Focus!

Peanut: I am so sick of this crap! I've tried going solo!

Jeff Dunham: And what happened?

Peanut: referring to the stand Kept falling off this frickin' thing, that's what happened.

by kimmyjuice January 03, 2009

Peanut

A person that gets so roasted, they become salty, like a peanut. the perfect metaphor.

"I roasted him so hard he was a peanut

by Roastmastah December 30, 2016