Patton Rule

The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.

Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.

Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.

by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019

Patton Shower

The hose located on the backside of your camper.

Y’all’s gross go wash off in the Patton Shower!

by Tiger ducks May 31, 2023

Patton

Cool guy, friends with everyone and likes to study Zodiac signs. Doesn't like too many competitive sports but is athletic and is better then any kolby.

Patton: Whats up

Gary: Nutin*
Patton: CHICKEN BUTT!

by DIS MANS G February 23, 2021