Sam Patton

Sam Patton has a verry large crush on his spanish teacher. He goes to the extreme to impress her.

Sam Patton???

Oh he must have a crush on his spanish teacher

by John M. Harold June 04, 2021

Patton Rule

The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.

Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.

Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.

by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019