Patio

Someone that is so swag that majority of the population can’t handle it. Someone that causes the girls to go crazy and the boys crazier.

Patio shit on the floor

by Illinois hate August 29, 2021

patios

slang term for a shithole and council run

u deffo live in patios u sket

by May 10, 2022

Patio

It’s means pussio and patty together

Wag1 yu patio

by Patio 12345 ching January 11, 2020

Patio

A British sounding way used to bid someone farewell. Despite appearing professional, this phrase use is really rather common.

"alr im gonna head out"
"patio!"

by Jacob Connor September 20, 2022

Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023