pathinged

Totally inebrieated. Pissed.

He was so pathinged, that he could barely pour a fresh drink.

by Koos v d Merwe January 3, 2004

Pitching

The one doing the sexual act in either gay or normal intercourse

Who was pitching and who was catching?

by Nbj777 November 5, 2008

pitching two tents

The act of going camping and then performing sexual acts. In this way, it is virtually guaranteed that pitching two tents will occur; one for shelter, and the other for pleasure.

Allison and her boyfriend are going camping next weekend... I have a feeling they'll be pitching two tents.

by Andrew Kaiser August 3, 2007

pitching a no-shitter

This occurs when one takes a shit which passes cleanly through the rectum without leaving any smeared shit in the ass-crack. Upon wiping, one will find their toilet paper spotless.....no muss no fuss

Damn it's a good thing I was pitching a no-shitter in there...we are out of fucking Charmin !

by El Chapo March 7, 2011

pitching wedge

A girl that only looks good from about 30 yards away, when she gets close she is no good. A person who is ugly any closer than thirty yards away

Yeah she looked hot from far, but turns out she was just a pitching wedge.

by Adam Gray November 29, 2006

Pitching The Tent

the act of hammering a large metal rod into ones anus.

Honey, you have been ignoring me lately. so tonight i am Pitching The Tent.

by pimp daddy johnson July 8, 2010

pitching up

people gathering for an event or activity - origin Nigella Lawson, British chef

Before I knew it, 15 friends came pitching up for dinner.

by dp June 24, 2003