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Pascordinary

Having sex with sex with your new girlfriend in the bathroom of Steak ‘n Shake on 19 and thinking she is awesome. Then you realize this whole scenario is Pascordinary
by Awesomeat69 August 2, 2022
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Pascordinary

Having sex with sex with your new girlfriend in the bathroom of Steak ‘n Shake on 19 and thinking she is awesome. Then you realize this whole scenario is Pascordinary
by Awesomeat69 August 2, 2022
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Pascoon

Pascoon: A striped two headed baboon with an extra chromosome. Typically battles social interaction deficit and physically harms others due to their visual appearance, and or anger outbursts. Feral activity is common within the Pascoon species.
Hey Taylor why are you being such a darn Pascoon?!
Oh yeah Taylor, she's a Pascoon that cunt.
You are being such a Pascoon you foolish idiot.
by fr3d.3d.t3d.SIWA April 7, 2024
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Pasco Pocket

Origin: Pasco County, Florida — the only place where hiding meth in your hoo-ha is considered a survival skill.

Definition:
The emergency compartment God didn’t intend—but Pasco women use anyway. A Pasco Pocket refers to the last-minute, high-stakes stashing of drugs, stolen jewelry, vape pens, or the occasional loose Percocet inside one’s lady parts right as the blue lights flash. It's not glamorous, it's not hygienic, but in Pasco County, it's practically protocol.

Field-tested in Dollar General parking lots, trailer park driveways, and anywhere a Wawa intersects with three felonies and a lifted Dodge Ram. Typically deployed with the phrase: “I ain’t goin’ back.”

Example Sentences:

“She didn’t even blink—just unbuttoned and boom, it vanished into the Pasco Pocket like a magic trick with probation.”

“Officer, I swear I don’t know how that crack pipe got up there. Must’ve been from yoga.”

“We found the stolen Rolex, a rolled-up hundie, and 3 grams of blow… all in the Pasco Pocket. Girl had a full-time pharmacy in her downtown storage unit.”

Fun Fact:
Some call it a coochie cubby. Some call it a felony fold. In Pasco? It's just the glovebox that came with the body.
"Bro, she reached down like she was adjusting her shorts—and boom—whole baggie disappeared into the Pasco Pocket like it was Narnia."
"We searched the whole car. Nada. Then she coughed… and the Pasco Pocket coughed back."
by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025
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