Sarah Jessica Parker

A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.

Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!

by The Strange Duck July 25, 2008

emo peter parker

The resulting character, attitude, and appearence, when Peter Parker is influenced by the symbiote in the movie Spider-Man 3; distuguishable change in hair style (emo style), some what "sexy" dance moves, and talking in a slang manner

The line :"Fix this damn door!!" was spoken by Emo Peter Parker.

by Chris Cagle October 15, 2007

dorothy parker

An absolutely amazing poet and woman. She coined many terms like "ball of fire", "are moderne", "one night stand" and "chain of daisies." She was awesome.

Dorothy Parker was a poet and writer in the Jazz Age of America.

by Emily Claire January 6, 2008

Parker moment

That moment when Parker

Parker: “bro does anyone have a charger my phones dead.”
Me: “Parker moment.”

by Pog69 November 6, 2020

sarah jessica parker

An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.

Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!

by Gary Jonston April 30, 2008

Parker Pencil Sharpener

When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!

"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"

by BrownieMixx January 11, 2009

Parker ride

When you say you are going to give someone a ride somewhere then you don't

Bro 1: yeah I'll give you a ride
Later
Bro 2: yeah he gave me a Parker ride

by Big dick man 666 69 420 November 12, 2019