paranoid glaucoma

staring problem

dude...that chick wont stop staring at me! She must have paranoid glaucoma.

by aanniigg October 16, 2010

paranomasia

Form of word play that suggests plural meanings. Serves to fill conversational voids. Very handy. Makes you look interesting and possibly a lot smarter than you are.

To appreciate paranomasia, you have to be o-pun-minded.

by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017

Paranoia Man

An extreme hypochondriac who thinks every small event could be signaling the end of the world. Wears tinfoil hats frequently and thinks swollen lymph nodes could be grave illnesses. Found frequently around the Baltic Sea, goes by the Hoss in some circles. Never go full paranoia man, could be dangerous.

Look at number 62...he got the wind knocked out of him and is going full paranoia man over the symptoms.

by Baltooo March 10, 2019

email paranoia

Becoming paranoid and anxious when you don't receive any email for a long time. Most applicable to office mails when you otherwise receive a ton of them (with issues).

Bob: (in worried tone, holding stongly to his coffee in office) I haven't got a single mail from last 10 minutes! Something is wrong!

Kevin: Don't worry Bob, you're just experiencing email paranoia. Take a deep breath and relax, you would get your next shit load of issues soon.

by gopas April 16, 2008

paranoia police

The imaginary squadron of law enforcement officials that suddenly seems to appear only when under the influence of drugs or alcohol, most typically cannabis.

"Slow down and put that piece away! There's a cop right behind us!"

"Shut up, man. That's just the paranoia police."

by gflonu July 28, 2009

Post-Cinematic Paranoia

The paranoia you receive after watching a horror movie.

Mostly affects your reality and gives you the thought of being in the position of the main character in the movie, or being a target of the being which makes the movie scary.

Paranormal Activity is what inspired this word, for it is the perfect example.
After watching the movie, viewers are more alert to the slightest noises and fear that they are the target for a haunting, hence, Post-Cinematic Paranoia.

by SleepsWithOneEyeOpen November 23, 2009

paranoia fee

The exact amount by which a stoned person overtips their food delivery professional in the tacit hope that the professional will keep mum about said stonedness.

The pizza was $20, but, paranoia fee included, it totalled out at $25.

by Oilystool September 4, 2005