The Alabaster Parakeet

I remain TE Quagmire, the historian for the Order. Our entire history has been documented by trusted members, not charlatans such as yourself. My assistants and I are the only reputable source of information. Take heed!

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

parakeet

A cute little bird that makes great pets for everyone! it's also called the budgie.
just make sure you do your research before getting one

Parakeets come in a variety of different colors such as:
Green, White, Blue, Yellow, etc.

guy 1: Hey! what pet do you have?

guy 2: I have a parakeet!

by skatingbudgie June 16, 2022

Parakeet

To place your scrotum , and shaft on an unsuspecting persons shoulder.

Cory snuck up behind Pete , and sat his Parakeet on his shoulder.

by dirtydino January 31, 2015

parakeet bliesk

Parakeet jizz

The parakeet bliesk landed on the girls head.

by Jjjjjlkkkf April 22, 2009

Parakeet Knuckle

A single rock of Crack cocaine, not large enough to be a “crack cookie”

Hey bud, I see a parakeet knuckle under the floor mat!

by Parakeet peat September 18, 2023

dinty parakeet

The act of getting head, and before ejaculation pulling away quickly, shouting "Polly!" And quickly attempting to cum in her armpit. If failed, it is known as "The Parakeets Serenade".

Me: I tried getting in a dinty parakeet last night.
Bro: What? Did you?
Me: Still singing that sad serenade.

by IrishPowell'13 January 5, 2014