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The Alabaster Parakeet

I remain TE Quagmire, the historian for the Order. Our entire history has been documented by trusted members, not charlatans such as yourself. My assistants and I are the only reputable source of information. Take heed!
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
mugGet the The Alabaster Parakeetmug.

Parakeet

An asshole with wings
Suck my chicken you fucking parakeet!
Why are you being such a parakeet?
Watch out for the parakeet.
by Witdashitz April 16, 2022
mugGet the Parakeetmug.

parakeeting

is the present progressive of the verb equivalent to the spanish action to inhale cocaine, not to be confused with "cotorrear": to chat with a friend.
hey dude let's go get some parakeeting with the janias
by elmerHomero December 18, 2018
mugGet the parakeetingmug.

parakeet bliesk

The parakeet bliesk landed on the girls head.
by Jjjjjlkkkf April 22, 2009
mugGet the parakeet blieskmug.

Parakeet Knuckle

A single rock of Crack cocaine, not large enough to be a “crack cookie
Hey bud, I see a parakeet knuckle under the floor mat!
by Parakeet peat September 18, 2023
mugGet the Parakeet Knucklemug.

dinty parakeet

The act of getting head, and before ejaculation pulling away quickly, shouting "Polly!" And quickly attempting to cum in her armpit. If failed, it is known as "The Parakeets Serenade".
Me: I tried getting in a dinty parakeet last night.
Bro: What? Did you?
Me: Still singing that sad serenade.
by IrishPowell'13 January 5, 2014
mugGet the dinty parakeetmug.

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