Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Gibbo's Pantry

The butthole of anyone nicknamed Gibbo

That god awful smell is coming out of Gibbo's Pantry!

by BeerPenguin October 6, 2019

ham pantry

Slang term for a lady's ample buttocks.

I have a date with Shelia tonight and you know I'm going to hit up the Ham Pantry.

by Fist Dixon January 7, 2018

some nice timtams in your pantry

good fashion sense and your palate of clothing is exceptional

"hey jack, you've got some nice timtams in your pantry"

by rosspapadakis February 24, 2020

Fudge Pantry

The internal cavity of the intestine where feces resides. The last part of the poo shoot before the anus.

My anus was so loose I evacuated my fudge pantry all over the bathroom floor

by Gove1 July 24, 2022

Pantry

Food wardrobe.

You should have plenty of food in your pantry

by food closet August 25, 2022

fart pantry

A butthole, rectum, asshole, butt

Dang bro, look at the fart pantry on that fine ass girl.

by DeadNGon3 December 24, 2021