Lily Parsons

girlfriend of the infamous, Caleb Webb, who night I add is quite the noble steed

Me: « Yooo Derek did u hear Lily Parsons is dating Caleb Webb!
Derek: « Whatttt! No way I thought she was dating Sam!?!?

by Flattened_pennyhead69420 September 23, 2020

ayva parson

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL EVER SHE HAS BLOND HAIR LOVLY PERSONALITY HAS 2 BROTHER AND 2 STEPP BROTHERS

from Bella

Girl1: do you know ayva parsons

Girl2: yea she’s my bestie

by Cracke_man March 17, 2021

parsonsed

The act of defacating on someone's face, then giving them a swirlie.

"Did you hear that Sean got parsonsed the other day?"

by The Chris April 22, 2005

Parson Brown

Taking a big dump in the forest!

Camper: Oh fuck, I need to drop a Parson Brown!

Other camper: Get the fuck out of here. Do that shit at the other site.

I need to take a Parson Brown!

by D Boy89 February 18, 2022

pairshnuh

a word meaning "i am retarded, T McJenkins."

HEY! YOU! YEAH YOU!.... ahem... pairshnuh.

by E-Rock Obscene January 14, 2004

recursive parsonym

An acronym contained within an acronym and which is the same as the original acronym.

GNU is an acronym for "GNU's Not Unix." When the derivative acronym is expanded, the original acronym is repeated indefinitely. (Computer and Information Science)

"Yeah, and then he says to me, 'Did you notice that "GNU" is a recursive parsonym?'" "Like I give a f***." "What a flake."

by dreadsocks December 17, 2007

dylan parson

A sweet guy; Listens to everything life has to offer, plays a dumb ass flute cuz he has no fucking life JK, But he's very sweet. Listens and compliments you. Can get on your nerves, but its the good kind. Will help if anything go's wrong. Curly ass soup hair,, Loves but hates the wrong attention. Always wants you to feel good about yourself.

Dylan parson is a great guy, but hes a headass.

by sir nugglet cum dumpster April 7, 2017