paf

When a young male masturbates, the sound they make is fap... But when an elderly gentlemen masturbates this is the sound they make. (See fap for more information)

Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old pepep paffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old grandmother slaffing -.-

by T-7 April 7, 2009

PAF

pussy ass face

Pissed off brooklyn millennial officer: "piss off you PAF"

by Auzzie_is_a_name March 11, 2021

PAF

Pain in the Ass Fee

I added a 10% PAF to that customer's invoice as a charge for their annoying behavior.

by Pangaea360 September 2, 2016

PAF

Presidential As Fuck.

Trump's desire to bring back the automotive industry by relaxing EPA regulations is #PAF

by Onarga January 24, 2017

PAFS

People are fucking stupid- Used in a context where one sees some stupid shit and truly doesn't know what to say

Jake- "Holy shit, did you see those people in Florida who weren't wearing any masks?"
Kyle- "Yeah, Pafs bro"

by ChuckECheetos September 3, 2020

Paf

A faggot

That dude is a real paf

by Ptickler May 8, 2024