john owen

john owen is probably the sweetest person you could ever meet. a john owen is shy at first but the more he opens up the more you fall in love with him. he makes you feel butterflies and always knows when you're feeling down. john owen will always love you even when you hurt him, he would still love you to the moon and back. a john owen usually comes in a form of a tall curly-haired boy, but don't underestimate him, because if you ever get with a john owen you will never wanna leave <3.

girl 1: omg did you know that jessica giselle is dating john owen??
girl 2:omg really?? she is so lucky!! i would love to date a john owen.

by giselle<33 August 22, 2021

Owen

The type of guy that will do anything for the girl he loves. Owen will make a girl feel like a princess, he is a girl's "dream guy". He makes a girl very lucky to have him. When he loves, he loves with all his heart and, in return, is adored by the one he loves. Owen is the guy that a girl would want to spend her whole life with.

I Love Owen.

by Beb October 29, 2012

Owen

The founding father of double magnum sized condoms, extra large was to small for his massive gorilla meat

look it’s owen the one with the huge meat

by SEXYIESMANALIVE December 1, 2021

Dirty owen

The act of fisting a girl so hard the rings of cartilage that hold her vagina together fracture

"my girlfriend thought she was a whore, so I gave her a dirty Owen

by Fanny muncher April 11, 2020

Owen

a dickhead who takes your kills

Owen you dick

by liltoro December 11, 2018

owens sausage

1. a brand of sausage
2. the spicey man sausage of any male who's last name is Owens

1. Man, that sausage sure is delicious! What kind is it?
Oh, that's Owens country sausage.

2. Damn I love that Owens sausage!!!!

by melonie January 1, 2009

owen zimmerman

Someone with a CURVED penis/ chode

Teacher: As you all can see this graph is very curved
Student: Haha it looks like Owen Zimmerman!

by chodemaster420 July 7, 2016