owls

owls

owls

by Owl_man69 March 30, 2023

Owl

Old White Lady

That OWL called the police on us for playing our music too loud.

by JRR27 September 19, 2020

OWL

Old White Lady

That owl is always in the garden.

by Tbarcus May 2, 2019

OWL

OLD WHITE LADY

PERSON ONE: AYO WHAT THAT OVER THEIR IN THE GARBAGE

PERSON TWO : O SHIT THATS A OWL

PERSON ONE: CUZZO A OWL NOT THAT BIG

PERSON TWO: NAH A DEAD Old White Lady=OWL

by B_Sno55 May 5, 2020

OWL

A common acronymn for Old White Lady. The OWL is a single nocturnal predatory female between the ages of 37 and 50 that hangs around clubs and bars that do not befit her age, trying to swoop down to pick up young prey (men ages 18-30). Owls fancy themselves as followers of modern trends and music and can be found driving around town in their Volvo sedans, often wearing jeans with suit tops and high heals (basically their professional work attire - sub jeans for the pant-suit pants). These women search for youth through young and often under-employed males.

The OWL is the middle/upper management professional women that fancies John Mayer concerts, but will also attend rap concerts (should there be prey available).

by Dr Know Everything February 24, 2009

OWL

Our Whole Lives-
the kick ass UU version of Sex ed.

today in OWL we will be putting condoms on bananas!

by jesus32 March 20, 2008

Owls

An "emo" band from Chicago, Illinois, started by Tim Kinsella and members of the former Cap'n Jazz. The band lasted only from 2001-2002, but it was still able to further the unique sound of the Kinsella brothers and make a name for itself within the emo and indie scenes. Tim and Sam went on to form Joan of Arc, Sam and Victor played together in Ghosts and Vodka, and Mike Kinsella went on to pursue his solo project "Owen".

"A promise implied can't be broken..." - Tim Kinsella of Owls

by parker123 October 21, 2007