Pull it out of my ass

When you have no time, are unprepared, or don't know what you're doing... You're pulling it out of your ass. Commonly used in situations where a person may have procrastinated or waited until the last minute to prepare anything, or is put in position where they must perform or answer questions on things they have no idea about.

My boss just came and asked me for a summary of customer info and I had to pull it out of my ass.

by Kat Smith August 17, 2007

get out of my ass

"Get out of my ass" means something like "I can handle myself", but it isn't an exact mirror. It can be used in situations in which a friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, or family member cares way too much about you.

"Cas, get out of my ass!"

by AnataSky May 11, 2014

talking out of your ass

Uttering bullshit or talking nonsense. Most commonly done by managers and corporate whores.

Employee: Will you make some sense and stop talking out of your ass?

Management: YOU'RE FIRED!!!

by AYB February 19, 2003

pull that out of my ass

Verb. To make up a completely untruthful story. To invent a story. To tell an untruthful story. To construct a story out of lies. To lie.

"Mark is such a liar, he told me a story how has to take care of his sick grandma last weekend, he totally pull that out of his ass!"
"I've told my girlfriend that I'm from France and I'm here on a student visa, I totally pull that out of my ass, I haven't even been to France."

by a66spam July 9, 2015

Talking out of his ass

1. Words produced from a man that does not know what he is talking about. Often in an attempt to offer assistance with some type of problem or dilemma. The dialog usually is nonsensical and is of no help. It is often just made up bullshit with no basis in fact.

2. Dialog used by TV cable news pundits and talk radio hosts such as Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, et. all.

Bill said I need a new head gasket, but I think he was just talking out of his ass. He doesn't know shit about cars!

Man, how can you listen to that fat bastard Rush Limbaugh talking out of his ass day after freaking day!

Hey, was that Glenn Beck I just heard talking out of his ass again? Turn that fucking douchebag off!

by keep it real dickheads!! August 26, 2009

Talking out of your ass

Claiming something that’s not true.

1
James: I’m from da hood my nigga.
Jamal: you’re from da burbs, stop talking out of your ass.

2
Keisha: you’re a sellout and a self hater because you’re black yet your wife is Hispanic.
Deon: that’s not even remotely true, you’re talking out of your ass, Keisha.

by nutella137 December 30, 2021

pull that out of your ass

to randomly do something very hard that no one is expecting you to do.

"Did you see me do that back one and a half half?"

"Yeah who knew you would pull that out of your ass"

by rockoutloud789 February 2, 2009