Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

onesies

One piece long underwear, generally worn by infants and toddlers. Plural of onesie.

I have a drawer full of onesies from when I was five years old.

by phreek123 December 9, 2008

somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

The first line of All Star by Smash Mouth. Oh Shrek.

“Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.” Said the MLG fan.

by b e e b o November 24, 2017

the onceler

a really super hot capitalist from the lorax 2012

the onceler is so hot

i know right?

by bimbocandy March 9, 2021

oneshot

Refers to fanfiction, which means that the fic is one chapter long and will not be continued. Mostly canon.

Hey, should I continue my oneshot, or leave it as is?

by akurokuu August 24, 2006

Onesy

A one piece snow suit. Worn back in the day when skiing was young. Now commonly worn by thy Gaper. Comes in Solid or Multiple bright colors. Do NOT wear in Colorado or you shall get mugged.

For Gaper day, I decided to wear a Onesy.

by A Local Coloradian May 2, 2009

once-over

(n) a sweeping glance down and up the body of an attractive person
(v) "to give one the once-over." to check out someone you find attractive by quickly looking them down and up, usually from a distance, head to toe. can be done discreetly or more obviously, by smiling or raising the eyebrows upon giving the subject of one's interest the once-over.

"just give him the old once-over, he'll know you're interested."
"i saw you giving her the once-over. don't you think she's cute?"

by 83 October 23, 2005