Chocolate Omelet

Before or after sexual intercourse... The act of defocating between a morbidly obese person's pockets of fat, (commonly known as "rolls") then proceeding to obtain a firm grasp on the pockets and compress them to flatten the fecal matter into a shallow, semi-spherical, "omelet" of turd.

Nasty Fuck1: "Dude, that bitch was so fucking fat, after I fucked her senseless I decided to give her a specialty chocolate omelet. And seeing as I'm such a master chef, I served it up hot and the greasy cunt slurped it down without a second glance."

Nasty Fuck2: "Holy shit! Thats almost as bad as a chocolate ninja! She's a keeper. :)"

by Alex Schweet Andmax February 5, 2010

brown omelette

When one person poops into his/her hand and rubs it into partners vagina.

My girlfriend slapped me after I gave her a brown omelette.

by HermanButt December 2, 2017

Egg Omlet

The vagina after sex when filled with semen and vaginal juices.

Carl banged his girlfriend Judy until he blew his hot load in her pussy. Afterward, he went down and ate her delicious Egg Omlet.

by Eaton Holgoode July 4, 2009

Farmers Omelette

A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.

- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"

- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'

by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014

Omelefy

Omelefy (verb): The act of fucking a chick so hard and for so long that you turn her previously perfect little pussy into something resembling a raw omelette.

Zach - "Dude, have you fucked that hot bitch who keeps staying over your place yet?...."

Heath - "Nah man,... She's just a cock teasing little blue balls enforcer... If i ever do get the chance, i'm gonna absolutey omelefy her!"

by Gashsmasher777 February 24, 2010

oblese

(adjective)- describes a fat woman who wears revealing clothing in public places, eg. shopping centres, because they are oblivious to the fact that they are obese.

Damn there's a hell of a lot of oblese chicks nowadays.

by James Hedley October 11, 2006

OMGLEE

Used after The fox show Glee. Instead of saying Gods name in vain, you say Glee.

"OMGLEE this show is hilarious"
"OMGLEE you are such a gleek lol!"

by ECN42493 September 10, 2009