Old North Ender

1. A sexual act inspired by the Old North-End of Burlington, VT that involves giving your partner a swirly while having sex doggy style.

I gave Jane an Old North Ender last night.
I should have cleaned the toilet before giving Roberta an Old North Ender.

by Snidley January 12, 2008

old one eye

Male genitalia, specifically the "poker", or penis.

Old one eye snuck a look at her roast beef.

by Tornado69 May 10, 2006

The Old Switch-er-oo

1. To switch your own functionally defunct object another's superficially similar but properly fuctioning object for personal gain.

2. Anything sorta similar to that.

I pulled the old switch-er-oo on my friend's NES with my broken one. It's not like he'd ever play it anyway.

by Darth Will Smith August 25, 2008

Taking old one eye to the optometrist

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

by Dano69 November 14, 2006

The Old Switch-er-oo

Pretending to be your identical twin (if you have one) to have sex with his or her significant other.

I pulled the Old Switch-er-oo last night on your girlfriend, I didn't realize it was her first time, I tapped that sh*t. Hope you like seconds.

by Jizzle Rizzle January 20, 2003

The Old Switch-er-oo

1. The act of two couples switching partners in the midst of simultaneous sexual congress.

2. Successfully dumping your girlfriend in favour of her sister or roommate.

1. Jane and I were givin er when Jack offered Jill up and we did the old switch-er-oo.

2. Person 1: Yep, as soon as Susan moved in with Sarah, I knew I had to have her, so I gave Sarah the heave-ho and now Susan and I are bumping ugly.

Person 2: Holy shit! You pulled off the old switch-er-oo!

by dsfgjdsfgjsdgfds December 3, 2007

good old one eye

slang for the purple headed warrior of love.

don't go down there, good old one eye is angry. When he gets agitated he sneezes love snot upon thee.

by good old one eye January 7, 2005