Gutter oil

It's a term used for unregulated Sewer oil. Sewer oil barons benefit greatly from the ease of collecting this oil in urban zones. Oil buoyancy pushes it to the surface where the oil is easily collected by legit tax paying refineries. However, unregulated Sewer oil merchants don't pay the Chinese govt Taxes, so these outlaws are stuck with the unfavorable Gutter Oil label.

The first documented report of unregulated sewer oil was in the 1960s, where sewer oil was exported from Japan to Taiwan and then used in food processing.

Most sewer oil is properly refined today and poses no health risk to consumers.

Bernard: Joe was that you in the noodles joint? I thought you were going healthy?

Joe: You mean Kuishimbo? Its a dandy restaurant that serves healthy food

Bernard: Like it or not, they serve overpriced cheap noodles, sugar, lowest quality rice/meat & refined Gutter Oil

Joe: I never heard of the Gutter Oil before, Are you sure about that?

Bernard: All cooking oil merchants use cheap Chinese fillers to cut their oils, those usually contain refined Gutter Oil

Joe: That is illegal

Bernard: Gutter Oil Corporations pay all their taxes, so its 100% legal.

Joe: Damn it everything is a Scam

Bernard: As a citizen/peasant you are expected to pay dearly for everything...

by Felix Jabs Arnold January 9, 2019

oil the rhino

To wreck hard while skiing or boarding.

Man, I was gnaring hard in the timber , when I hit an icy patch, I thought I was going to oil the rhino.

by Kittypetter January 13, 2017

teak oil

either oil that restores wood to its natural luster and hardness or a girl that is hot enough to give a guy a boner thus restoring his wood to its natural luster and hardness.

guy1 walks in wearing butt shorts
guy2:"what a wood killer!"
guy1:"assuming you had wood"
a girl in a tube top walks in
guys1and2:"wow who's the teak oil!"

by the situation December 16, 2012

man oil

Man oil is semen.

Johnny pulled his cock out of the whore's throat and sprayed his man oil all over her face.

by grease pump May 24, 2010

droppin' oil

Jealous. Arose from an accusation of a person who walked into a nice house, became jealous of the homeowners, and then secretly began dropping oil on the carpet and ruining it, leaving the owners to wonder where the mysterious oil spots came from.

1. Adjective: She and I both used to be cool, but she's been droppin' oil ever since she was fired from the warehouse.

2. Verb: He started droppin' oil after finding out his best friend is dating his ex.

by The TrUth will find you out March 6, 2013

Sneed oil

Seed oil/Sneed oil/Goyim oil is a kind of oil produced from pressing seeds like rapeseeds, sunflower seeds, flaxseeds, etc that is primarily used to lubricate engines and have been linked to cancer and other various metabolic syndrome yet it's in every single thing you can find in the grocery store

NPC: look, this food is fried in heart healthy cholesterol free canola oil, it's good for you n
Me: no sneed oil for me, enjoy your cancer

by Baseduncu August 3, 2022

The oil well

When a male and or female has a bad case of the runs and you stick you're fingers in their anus causing their asshole to gush diarrhea like you just struck oil

Jack - "Damn, dude. I tried to finger my girls pooper last night but i ended up striking some oil."
Todd - "gross! Sounds like you were the victim of THE OIL WELL!"
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by Shitcakedasshairs May 17, 2016