Captain Obvious

A phrase that is used to state that what the other person is saying is obvious.
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"

2 men are walking together outside during the zombie apocolypse. Suddenly, a zombie leaps out of some bushes he was hiding in, and rushes at the 2 men. One of the men takes out a shotgun and blows the guy's head off. The 2 men watch in horror as he collapses to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" One of the men say. The other man looks at him and says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious." Frustrated, the first man takes his gun and blows his head off. The second man falls to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" The man exclaims.

by ThatPyro September 16, 2015

iPhone-Obvious

It becomes obvious that one is creeping on an iPhone on Facebook when each of their comments/wall posts/statuses starts with a capital letter - as opposed to a computer where a capital letter where not be used.

tommy: 'love factory' is much nicer than 'brothel'

heckler: Haha yeah

tommy: you're creeping on an iPhone aren't you? hells iPhone-obvious pal.

heckler: No.... Err how'd you know?

by tcfildes April 24, 2010

captain obvious

One who dons this name is one who confronts falsity with the glaringly patent nature of truth.

CaptObvious battles liberalism on the perspectives forums:


fecklessboy: Opinions are what generate life

CaptObvious: I’m certain science disagrees.

by CaptObvious fan June 1, 2005

Captain Obvious

A person who states the evident to the exasperation of others.

You stub your toe on a coffee table and shriek in pain.

Captain Obvious says, "Dude, did that hurt?"

You Reply: "Duh! Captain Obvious!"

by Ms. Jenkins July 4, 2007

caption obvious

A man with super power to state the obvious.

Thank you Caption Obvious to state the obvious, now SHUT UP!

by Caption Obvious April 20, 2015

Obvious Distraction

An object that is not really there that you want your freinds(OR FOE) to look at.

Could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to Ditch them.

Replaces lame ditching tehniques like ."hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).

Lenny: Hey look, an Obvious Distraction!

Random Guy: OMG, were!!!??!. (looks)

Lenny: Swipes Random Guys lunch and runs.

by Pimpmaster General. March 1, 2010

Captain Obvious

i AM Captain Obvious!

*points to himself*

by Keile February 7, 2004