A person who is obviously a Jew. OJ's usually are recognizable by their name. To spot an OJ, look at their name. If it sounds Jewish, it probably is.
Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.
Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.
Person 1: "Hey, is Ben an Obvious Jew?"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"
Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"
Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"
by evencoolerguy January 24, 2021
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tommy: 'love factory' is much nicer than 'brothel'
heckler: Haha yeah
tommy: you're creeping on an iPhone aren't you? hells iPhone-obvious pal.
heckler: No.... Err how'd you know?
heckler: Haha yeah
tommy: you're creeping on an iPhone aren't you? hells iPhone-obvious pal.
heckler: No.... Err how'd you know?
by tcfildes April 24, 2010
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fecklessboy: Opinions are what generate life
CaptObvious: I’m certain science disagrees.
fecklessboy: Opinions are what generate life
CaptObvious: I’m certain science disagrees.
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Captain Obvious says, "Dude, did that hurt?"
You Reply: "Duh! Captain Obvious!"
Captain Obvious says, "Dude, did that hurt?"
You Reply: "Duh! Captain Obvious!"
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Get the caption obvious mug.An object that is not really there that you want your freinds(OR FOE) to look at.
Could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to Ditch them.
Replaces lame ditching tehniques like ."hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).
Could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to Ditch them.
Replaces lame ditching tehniques like ."hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).
Lenny: Hey look, an Obvious Distraction!
Random Guy: OMG, were!!!??!. (looks)
Lenny: Swipes Random Guys lunch and runs.
Random Guy: OMG, were!!!??!. (looks)
Lenny: Swipes Random Guys lunch and runs.
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