obeselete

Obeselete is a term for people who have become useless because they are fat. It can be used as a noun or an adjective. This could be because they are too fat to move, or because they are too fat to do their given profession, etc.

"Britney Spears was never good at singing but, some say she had something of a body. Now she is obeselete."

"That obeselete is so fat he cant fit out of his house."

by Mindwitness February 2, 2008

Obese

Someone who annoys others when they sit next to them on a bus, train or aeroplane.

"Wow that guy is so obese, he should purchase two seats. One for each arse cheek"

by Richard Ellis May 9, 2006

OBESE

very fat and nasty, gets dumped a lot because people cant stand to look at them

check out sal, he's obese. Ha ha ha

by pesteds August 24, 2007

Morbidly Obese

What others describe your mother as.

"Hey, Johnny! How's your morbidly obese mother doing?"

by germantapwater October 5, 2021

Morbidly Obese

When you watch morbius too much and gain morb weight.

Doctor: you are Morbidly Obese
Patient: does that mean I have to stop watching Morbius?
Doctor: yes
Patient: :(

by That Mug You Regret Buying July 14, 2022

obsexed

The concept of being obsessed with sex

All that girl ever thinks about it sex; she's so OBSEXED.

by Toni G July 18, 2005

obese

Something that is fat, from Latin "obesus" meaning: fat

Stop eating you obese gellatinous blob! You're sweating butter on me!

by Cerpin Taxxt November 8, 2006