Numfus

1. a derogatory term for someone
2. an expression of frustration

Don't be such a numfus!
Numfus! I can't believe I just spilled the orange juice.

by John Oxenberger October 18, 2010

Numpty

Someone who confidently asserts themselves towards a false truth in the presence of others. Even when the rest of the people there know that they are completely wrong.

Given the choice of a shovel or a ladder to get out of a hole, they have dug themselves, a numpty would confidently choose the shovel!

by Marc Hone April 9, 2006

numptwell

noun. A person who is exceedingly good at being a numptywithout trying. Does not apply to people who feign numptyness. Can be used affectionately

Bob was a real numptwell, not a numpty.

by Anonimous moose September 26, 2006

nump

The french translation:
chier+sieste = chieste
(pronounced shee-eh-ste)

Bon, je vais prendre un chieste.
OK, I'm going to take a nump.

by macdumpy November 28, 2007

Numpty

A person of very low intelligence

"She is an absolute Numpty"

by Young Team September 18, 2006

numpty nuts

insulting a person of less than average intelligence

haw numpty nuts whit u aw aboot

by geordie anderson October 27, 2006

numptee

a properly clueless cunt with a vacant look

dont look at me like a numptee

by Solja July 16, 2003