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Num Nums 

Refers to snacks;most notably cookies, preferrably chips ahoy or keeblers. Are commonly consumed along with a beverage, most notably water(poland spring or dasani will do just fine). Num Nums are not your average, run of the mill snack, and shall in no instances be confused with "munchies". Num Nums are often used as a way to escape terrible moments in life(ie fires, bad break ups, double periods of science lab classes,encounters with the "wrong crowd"). Num Nums are not for everyone. Woman are only allowed to have num nums on there birthday; sambos are only allowed to have num nums if it means havig the stregnth to save a non sambo
Person 1: Yo son, I dont know if I'm going to make it, you gotta help me!

Person 2: I know, you should head off and get some num nums!

(15 minutes later)

Person 2: SO how are you feeling?

Person1 : Well, I'm all good now. I had my num num's and water. And on the way here, I got my nuts wet and beat a sambo!

Person 2: Well there you have it! num Nums save the day yet again!again
Num Nums by annonymous Sambo April 12, 2008
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Australian term for giving a girl oral sex, or going down town on her.
A tastey meal. NUM NUM NUM NUM.
num num by Robert Davies August 11, 2005

Num-nums 

If you breastfeed your infant and it's time for lunch,your child may grab at your shirt and yay Num-Nums.It doesn't take a genius to figure out it means boobie milk in infant.
Baby:num-nums!
Mommy:Okay damnit,lemme unbutton my shirt..
Num-nums by Mrs.Scalf April 14, 2009
Gangsta term used in place of a comma, period, question mark, or any other form of punctuation. Derived from "Do you know what I am saying?".

Also used to denote occasions when the speaker is completely full of shit.
Well Maury num-sain I am ten thousand percent sure num-sain dat Quontery's triflin' and scan-lus ass num-sain be my Baby Daddy num-sain!

Furthermore num-sain I have no concept of how percentages work num-sain!

num nums 

I want your num-nums, my bf won't ever know...
num nums by Anonymous May 20, 2003

num nugget 

a ugly girl with no life - seriin kiirca
she's such a num nugget her name must be Seriin Kiirca
num nugget by haybo45 October 15, 2011