Simon Hanslow Novel 

A mythical unpublished work that is poorly written and full of preposterous ideas and subplots, all characters in such pulp fiction are based on actual people who the author wishes to control like some sick kid playing with dolls.

"This is like something straight from the pages of a Simon Hanslow Novel."

"This has more plot holes and mistakes than a Simon Hanslow Novel!"

"Have you seen Jenny's diary? It's like a Simon Hanslow Novel!"

Simon Hanslow Novel by Peter Fisher November 25, 2003

Novelle 

The name Novelle means 'new comer' in latin. She usually seems rather quiet, shy, or awkward at first but once you get to know her and she feels comfortable around you she is actually quite loud, fun, and outgoing. Tends to be a party animal, but knows how to be responsible. Sometimes people mistake her for bieng rude or unfriendly, but they probably dont know her yet. Novelle always loves to try new things and meet new people, and is very adventurous. She can be insecure and have a low self esteem, but not many notice this. A generally amazing girl who is full of surprises. Very unique. She is also a tiger in the bedroom. You should get to know her!

Me: "Do you know Novelle?"
Bob: "Yeah I've heard of her. She's quiet."
Me: "WHAT?! I thought so too at first, but man, she's crazy!"

Novelle by loveydoveykisskiss March 13, 2011

novelia 

Is a nice and sweet girl. She often helps out with her community and is very nice to plants and animals.

Novelia is a very nice name.

novelia by random.person.com May 19, 2016

Novella 

A beautiful woman. A determined woman who can make her dreams come true. A girl who can make people laugh when she wants to be funny and break hearts when tears fall from her eyes. She is like a starburst, bright and beautiful. She is like a story that you can't stop reading. History class in school would be awesome if it was about Novella because the class would be full to learn the subject.

If they made it more Novella, everyone would buy it.

Novella by Rockin4Faith February 6, 2010

Choke (novel)

A novel written by the American author Chuck Palahniuk, whose other works include Fight Club, Survivor, and Invisible Monsters. It was published in 2001. The novel gives us a glimpse into the mind of sex-addict Victor Mancini as he cares for his ailing mother, and releases his anger and abandonment issues by going to sex addict meetings and getting with the many women there. Victor is also a con-man who goes into restaurants and makes himself choke, people save him and feel responsible for him after saving his life, and gives him money to help with his fake cash-flow problems. Praised for it's fearlessness to go where many readers feel uncomfortable and it's incindiary writing style that allows us to be projected into a sex-addict's life, Choke is no doubt one of the greateset works of American fiction.

"We are not born perfect sinners or perfect knock-offs of God."

"Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?"

-Victor Mancini, Choke (novel)

Choke (novel) by Fight Clubber February 24, 2009

Great American Novel 

What every blogger is writing in their spare time, when not at work, parenting or surfing the internet

"What do you do?"

"I blog about my adventures as a free-lance giraffe catcher, and in my free time, I'm writing the Great American Novel"

Great American Novel by thepsychobabble July 27, 2009

based on the novel Push by Sapphire 

When something is so enormous a single word or two cannot describe it, it must be named and then followed by a long, irritating subtitle that must be repeated every time the original object is mentioned.

I just took a shit so big it was based on the novel Push by Sapphire.

based on the novel Push by Sapphire by psdpro August 28, 2010