goose noose

Alternate name for plastic rings on a six-pack of beer.

Please cut up that goose noose, before throwing it into the ocean. They are know to choke animals.

by DAVID BESEMER April 30, 2008

Nitty Nookers

Nitty nookers is a word to replace any word in a sentence to make the sentence sound/dirty even if it isn't

Jimmy: I'm gonna shove my nitty nookers in your nitty nookers!!!!

Sally: eww jimmy youre sick!!!

Jimmy: all i said was im gonna shove my books in your book bag....

Sally:...oh this is awkward...

by Beccerz777 April 26, 2011

Noose

Noose a device that is used to kill yourself wih Jake Paul along with his brother Logan Paul and their fans were the reason this is popular again

Wow Jake Paul is such a cunt he should use the noose

by NooseLord August 20, 2017

Noose

Mans greatest invention

Joe: can you help me I’m depressed
Ned: Yeh here’s a noose!
Joe: Wow thanks man!

by FijianFisher August 7, 2018

brown-noser

An ass-kisser with bad depth perception.

Johnny went the rest of the day with a brown nose because when he went to kiss his boss's ass, his nose went into his asshole.

by "Dirt" June 5, 2004

brown noser

when someone sucks up so badly to another person, that they are literally up their ass 24/7, which gives them the brown nose

Paul: dude chris is such a brown noser.
Doug: ya i know.
Paul: no man, i mean he actually has a peice of shit on his nose.

by Sotel May 3, 2005

Noserape

The fun prank of sticking your fingers into the nostrils of an unsuspecting victim, watching their reaction and then running like crazy.

"I just now noseraped the cashier at the McDonalds drive-through. T'was so much fun"
"That's nothing. Harry noseraped a cop. He chased us halfway down the street."

by Hersh85 November 23, 2009