noobcake

The guy who wrote the definition starting with "A person whom is a newbie." It should be "who," not "whom." Whom is objective case; you needed to use subjective case.

im awsome, im guna use 'whom' 2 suond smart evin tho i dont no how 2 use it rite lol im a noobcake.

by Grammar Merchant December 10, 2008

noobcannon

In CounterStrike, the Autoshotgun. You can spot a noob from a mile away because of the sound.

"shit, you look like a huge walking twat useing the fuckin noobcannon. get some fucking talent."

by Anti November 30, 2004

Noobsaucecake

A combination of the words noobsauce and noobcake forming one uber word. The best insult to any noob.

You're so nooby, you're a noobsaucecake

by 12349 September 6, 2007

noobsauce

A person who is inclined to be, was caught in the act of or is currently representing their self as a complete and utter douchebag by virtue of a blatant, ridiculous, and near-impossible level of toothless, ignorance.

1) "On the contrary noobsauce, Web T.V. sucks my balls!"

2) "Sure noobsauce, as a Technical Support monkey helping you over the phone, I can certainly see what you are doing on your computer from my computer."

by it_support_monkey August 28, 2006

Noobasorus

Someone who says the stupidest shit all the time.

"The last time I heard that one I fell off my dinosaur."

Dood that kid is such a "Noobasorus" I wish he would just shut the hell up.

by Thesnowman WoWarcraft May 9, 2009

Nooblation

The utter destuction of all noobs and wannabes on an MMORPG or anything close to it.

High leveled characters have special rights to rid MMORPG's of noobs through the act of Nooblation

by Obliviated May 16, 2009

Noobhatma

A "Noobhatma"* is a peaceful noob in a chatroom. He is defined by breaking no rules but furiously annoying everyone. He responds to trolls who attack with either confusion or laughter, and try as you might, you just can't get rid of them.**

*Refering to "Mahatma Gandhi." Mahatma means great spirit, or peaceful spirit.

**Assuming you are not a mod, and the mods won't kick unless a rule is broken.

<Noob> Person: i love u
<Person> Noob: That's nice...
<Noob> Person: do u love me
<Person> Noob: Hell no.
<Noob> haha
<Noob> Person: ur so cool!!!!!!! i love u
*Person** facepalms
<Person> What a Noobhatma.

*example came from a real chat*

by Ogen July 6, 2009