Nonce

Consumer of prawn cocktail crisps

“That john’s a proper nonce y’know”

by LFC1977 February 06, 2021

nonce

1.british slang for a pedophile.
2. used as an expression word to demonstrate annoyance or anger.

1.that tom guy is a nonce
2. YOU NONCE. sorry for doing that.

by smashabaddie2019 May 18, 2021

Nonce

A British slang word for a paedophile

The PE teacher is such a nonce

by Binxylove September 17, 2023

Nonce

Nonce(y) (U.K. Slang for paedophile) - (Adjective) -When someone’s actions, opinion or taste is so bad and so far from the societal norm, that such an actions, opinions or taste could only be shared by a nonce

“Those trainers are shit!”. “Yeah, they’re proper nonce trainers them aren’t they! Don’t know what he was thinking when he bought them!”

“It was a bit noncey that jacket he was wearing, wasn’t it?!”

by U.K. Slang Official December 28, 2021

Nonce

'Nonce' Is how you define the pervy little paedophiles out their with their little slimy penises out waiting to pounce out of their bush onto an unsuspecting child. Support the No Noncesense movement by liking this video "No Noncesense by CallumsCorner"

Sam- "There's that disgusting fucking Nonce over their I heard he dragged Jeremy's daughter Into a bush Lets go Curb the cunt"

Dave- "But Sam, That Is Jeremy"

by MentalScraps December 03, 2018

Nonce

A slang word for pedophile eg Cha she

Cha she is a nonce for asking 12 year olds for nudes bro it's crazy

by Hi cuz January 07, 2020

nonce

1)another word for pedophile
2) a common British insult

1) that guy was looking at me for a good 20mins what a nonce
2) your such nonce!!

by gayslag February 24, 2020