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Nonce

The alternative uk term for calling someone a pedophile. Also a funny thing to call your friends if

they're a bit weird.
"Yo jake, see that nonce over in the park over there".

"You're actually such a nonce m8".
by Type1Nonce January 12, 2020
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Nonce

Donald Trump is a nonce.

Biden is a nonce
by Salsalmone June 16, 2020
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Nonce

Person 1"my PE teacher is a right nonce he looks at me in the changing room while I'm getting changed"
Person 2"yeah he sounds like one"
by BLLBAG man March 4, 2019
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Nonce

'Nonce' Is how you define the pervy little paedophiles out their with their little slimy penises out waiting to pounce out of their bush onto an unsuspecting child. Support the No Noncesense movement by liking this video "No Noncesense by CallumsCorner"
Sam- "There's that disgusting fucking Nonce over their I heard he dragged Jeremy's daughter Into a bush Lets go Curb the cunt"

Dave- "But Sam, That Is Jeremy"
by MentalScraps December 3, 2018
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Nonce

Nonce(y) (U.K. Slang for paedophile) - (Adjective) -When someone’s actions, opinion or taste is so bad and so far from the societal norm, that such an actions, opinions or taste could only be shared by a nonce
“Those trainers are shit!”. “Yeah, they’re proper nonce trainers them aren’t they! Don’t know what he was thinking when he bought them!”

“It was a bit noncey that jacket he was wearing, wasn’t it?!”
by U.K. Slang Official December 28, 2021
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nonce

Padr is a nonce.
Wajeed is a big nonce.
by WajeedTehGamer September 10, 2019
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Nonce

A boy from Framwellgate moor call Tyler peace who is a proven nonce that preys on kids
Know that Tyler peace which was catch as a nonce
by Guardians of the north February 26, 2020
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