Soggy Noggin

When one’s friends soak one’s head whilst slumbering.

Randy woke up with another Soggy Noggin after his pals Larry and Plimpton peed on his head all night while he was sleeping!!!

(Soooo hawt!)

by Red monster boy August 11, 2023

wobble noggin

to be completely hungover to the point where you can't hold your head straight...

dude, i got fucking smashed last night and i have a wicked case of wobble noggin

by wobble noggin November 9, 2008

Noggin Lock

Noggin lock is when one goes to a funeral home and finds a corpse in a coffin. You then climb on top of the corpse and gently insert your penis into its mouth. At that point rigamortis sets in. You chop off the corpses head and put on a pair of OshKosh B'gosh overalls. You then head to the malls food court and you start dancing singing Noggin Lock, Noggin Lock, Noggin Lock, Oh Noggin Lock to the tune of Lollipop.

Man I'm going to get some Noggin Lock tonight!

by Heaffy, Heaffy, Rowan, & Rider June 14, 2015

Needle-Noggin

Wolfwood's nickname for Vash the Stampede

Shawn luvs Needle-Noggin! ha hahahhahahahaha :P

by RatchetBoo August 17, 2003

noggin floggin

An oral sex act in which a penis is inserted violently into ones mouth and or throat.(blow job)

Jill barfed on my balls while I gave her a noggin floggin Tuesday.

by Dirt surgeon December 14, 2015

Noggin wiper

A noggin is an imaginative word, it could be a dirty word or it could be nogginly gurrd. You can call it to freinds, family and even turtles. Either way there not going to know what you are on about, however they normally retaliate and call you something back.

Shabba"Hey turtle"... Turtle says "mmpppfff"... Shabba says "you wiped any noggins lately", the turtle then bites your 4th toe.

Therefore the turtle is a Noggin wiper

by shabba28 March 26, 2011

Dunker noggin

A person who is acting slow or dumb like stuck on auto mode, doing things that doesn't make any sense.

I felt like a total dunker noggin after running into a glass door.

by SpookyChica317 May 24, 2021