nobody likes you 

A diss for when there is absolutely nothing wrong with a person but you need to say something

HIllary: "Nobody likes you."
Bernie: "Yeah, good OK."

nobody likes you by wendy g. January 22, 2020

nobody will miss you 

die

Kill yourself, nobody will miss you

nobody will miss you by hot guy 69 July 21, 2022

Nobody Asked 

An insult, meaning they don't want to hear what you have to say. Normally told at school in one of these two circumstances--1)They asked you the question and you answered it honestly 2)You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you

This is normally a sign of bullying or harassment, but some people mistake it for "kids being kids". If the same person says "Nobody Asked" to you more than once, you should stop talking to them as they are trying to get under your skin.

Person 1: What's your favorite Star Wars movie or TV Show?
Person 2: I like The Mandalorian, it was a great Star Wars show!
Person 1: THE MANDALORIAN IS TRASH, NOBODY ASKED!
Person 2: But, you literally asked...
Person 1: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!

Nobody Asked by v1vdefineswords December 7, 2020

nobody asked 

what people who are a fucking low life loser say because they can't think of anything because their 2 braincells are trying to comprehend what the conversation topic is

person 1: hey i'm playing minecraft
bitch: nobody asked
person 1: i don't give a shit if nobody asked you fucking dumbass

nobody asked by nobobyaskedDONTGIVEONESHITBITC October 20, 2021

Nobody's fool 

Basically "Not a fool"

I'm not nobody's fool (I'm not nobody's fool)
If you're trying to turn me into something else
I've seen enough and I'm over that
I'm not nobody's fool

Nobody's fool by meandmysel March 9, 2018

nobody's money 

a previous experience that is so awe inspiring and surreal it is beyond any monetary value

That rave was like nobody's money.

nobody's money by Case Barden July 22, 2006

Nobody Cares 

A phrase one uses when people keep putting urban dictionary definitions of their own name on their snapchat story.

Brock *opens up snapchat
Brock "Oh my God nobody cares!"

Nobody Cares by Senior Papi john March 15, 2017