Return to sender

When eating out someone’s pussy/asshole they queef/ fart into your mouth so you burp into their pussy/asshole

Me and this chick were doing 69 and she queefed into my mouth so I burped into her pussy. Return to sender.

by jackaufman October 8, 2019

Return to sender

When you get a facial and spit it back into his mouth.

I got a facial, but he had some funky spunk. So I return to sender

by Xoxodevilish July 1, 2021

Half Sender

Someone who doesn’t know how to send Governor Murphy

Governor Murphy is a half sender, telling Nelk they aren’t welcome to NJ.

by mattrlyn September 16, 2020

Return To Sender

Sex Move:

Have a male Ejaculate in your mouth, act like your going for a kiss then squirt the sperm back into his mouth

"Hey guess what I did to Jimmy last night"
"Oh what?"
"I gave him the old Return to Sender"
"Gross"

by Gargantuan the great March 30, 2022

half sender

One who fails to fully send. Typically lacking in the send category and often failing to live up to send expectations.

Alex W is such a fucking half sender bro

by boylover3000 September 15, 2021

The Ender Sender

a really bad youtuber

'Bro who is The Ender Sender?'
'I don't know some youtuber'

by 7 stringed guitar April 24, 2023

Return To Sender

Suck a dick, pretend you swallowed, go in for a kiss then drop his nut in his mouth.

Jenna totally pulled a return to sender on George

by theo_b_20 February 9, 2020