Ninja Math

Pioneered by Ken James (an engineering student at OSU), it is the ability to solve math and engineering problems without actually knowing how to do the problem. The technique involves ranking and ordering of numbers, canceling units, and other ninja like skills that enable you to at least approximate the correct answer, if not actually solve the problem.

Student: Damn! I can't do this.
Ken: It's answer "B"
Student: How do you know?
Ken: It's my mad ninja math skills. I can't explain how to do it because there is no real method, but if you know what to look for the answer just stands out.

by badpanda April 28, 2010

here i am with my ninja clan

Here I am with my ninja clan,

ninja clan,
here we stand.

Or in Sasuke Uchiha's case,

Here I am with my Uchiha clan,
Uchiha clan,
No one stands.

Twelve years ago,

a Nine-Tail Fox suddenly appeared...

If you believe it!

Naruto!

Naruto!

Believe it!

Beeeeliiiiiiieve it!

Here I am with my Ninja Clan!

Ninja Clan

Here we stand!

Naruto

I'm on my way,

Naruto

I feel okay!

Getting ready to fight on set!

Come on best friends by my side!

Sasuke, is really cool!

Sakura, the beautiful!

Kohagag en Naruto sagohgo mamoe

Kohagag en Naruto sagohgo mamoe

by Hinata Hyuuga, Bitch February 7, 2014

Excel Ninja

One who is adept in the exquisite art of Microsoft Excel. Frequently one with professional experience requiring extensive use of Excel (e.g., investment banking, financial analysis). Specifically the abilities to do things with Excel for which it was not intended (e.g., word processing) or create files quickly using arcane keyboard shortcuts are common traits of the Excel Ninja.

Chris: I want to fix this spreadsheet so that instead of having equations, the numbers are hard-coded.
David (with hesitation): Control + C, alt, e, s, v.
Chris: Truly your status as an Excel Ninja is beyond question.
David: Booyah!

by MennoniteOwl April 28, 2006

Ninjago

A LEGO TV-Show with 5 (really hot) ninja called Lloyd (the green and hottest one with his energy balls), Kai (the firehead), Zane (Let it go! Let it go! The cold never bothered him anway...), Jay (if he starts to talk: RUN!), Cole (the first time he's a human, then a ghost, now a human. Gosh, he's almost like Garmadon!) and Nya (she shows how to mix water with elictricity, don't even try to try!). They're saving Ninjago in six awesome seasons from assholes like the overlord, the nindroids, master Chen, the anacondrais, Morro and his ghost army, Sensei Yang or Nadhakan with his pirates. With an overprotecting uncle named Sensei Wu and many, many, MANY Love-Scenes you can't be bored anymore!

Besides, with 64 episodes, 2 pilot episodes and a 45 minute special, it's the longest LEGO TV-Show ever made! And it's not over yet!

"If Ninjago's new season comes out this year, I would be the happiest person on earth!"

"Hey, aren't you Lloyd from Ninjago? Oh my god, please give me an autograph!"

"Hey, Ninjago is on TV now! Do you want' to watch Ninjago with me?"

by Eleonore Estelle Earl January 2, 2017

Ninja break

When you need a few minutes away from your gf to...

Where's ninja at?
"Oh, he stepped out for a ninja break"

by XS2017 May 19, 2017

brain ninja

A person with the ability to insert thoughts or ideas into another's head that does not cause immediate, but rather long term lingering mental anguish, usually having comedic value.

Walk up to someone. Look at them thoughtfully for a moment. Sing, "I've got a golden ticket." Walk away. BAM, you're a brain ninja.

by River City Smokers January 17, 2008

mall ninja

A term used in forums to mean an unexperienced and enthusiastic weapon(usually a firearm)owner who pretends to be a seasoned operator. The phrase came about as a result of an over the top character in a famous satirical thread.

I am a part time mall ninja and I am currently recieving the escalator assualt training.B-)

by xd-40 February 27, 2005