Nikolas Besagno

Complete waste of soccer talent. Selected by Real Salt Lake as the first pick of the first round in the 2005 Adidas MLS Superdraft, Besagno made roughly 8 appearances for his club, scoring 0 goals. Most notably, the second youngest player ever drafted to the MLS at the tender age of 16. On top of this, he was a Generation Adidas player, played for the Mens USA U-17 squad, and was touted as one of the bright stars in US soccer. Many say Besagno could have used the development of some college play, but passed that up after receiving a 6 figure salary offer. Who can blame him? But things quickly went down hill for the defensive midfielder.

After some 3 seasons with Real Salt Lake, he was cut from the squad. After that, he essentially tried out for the (then) USL Seattle Sounders FC. After playing with the squad in some exhibition games, he was cut by the team before they made their transition to the MLS. He is currently believed to be lost someplace in Miami, binging.

"Hey, have you seen Nikolas Besagno lately?"

"You mean that guy who was passed out, tonsil deep in a pile of cocaine last night?"

"Sounds like Nik..."

by Truth Hurtz April 27, 2009

Nikolas Viset

Nikolas Viset is beast and has a huge cook and is famous og his Dragon balls. Nikolas Viset is a charming and a Nice guy.

Hey look at That huge Nikolas Viset cook.

by Emil Svendsen February 24, 2017

Nikolas Wheeler

A person who jerks of to gay porn and licks used condoms

Typically drinks cum and smells like anal

Dad: Nikolas Wheeler, stop licking my condoms

Nikolas Wheeler: Please, dad I'm horny

by Dicklover569 October 25, 2017

nikolas and kyla

Nikolas and Kyla are best friends they always make one another happy even when one of them are sad.

Those two love each other so much, they are definitely a Nikolas and Kyla

by Jason the guy that likes stuf February 11, 2018

Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis

He's lost

Man, Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis is really lost sometimes.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

nikolas likes sophia

nikolas has the fattest biggest crush on sophia, he said he would date her

amanda : omg did you hear!?!!
emma : what?
amanda : nikolas likes sophia
emma : i know

by sdfjbtuhdrgsfjgueirs December 23, 2021

Nikolas Ermando Suyanto

An indonesian Twink

Nikolas Ermando Suyanto is a boy lover.

by Yuvanaveen January 29, 2024