Mr Nickels 

When you snort a line of coke mixed with Cialis.

When your banging your girl and you can’t get it up, you do a line of Mr Nickels to make your girl happy

Mr Nickels by Jerradschmitt December 26, 2020

hobo nickels 

Items owned by a homeless person, usually so worthless or used they're valued at a nickel no more.

Craig just bought out a new storage locker last Friday. Too bad it had nothing but hobo nickels, now he has to dump run.

hobo nickels by DomesticFlatulence September 11, 2021

Two nickels 

A phrase used to describe an oddly specific scenario that has happened before. A shorthand reference to the now famous line from Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. Can be used as the full quote, a “two nickels moment”, or simply “two nickels”.

“If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”

Two nickels by ninclemdo August 6, 2023

Expecting gold out of nickels 

A phrase often said by a person who has been hired for a low wage and does an adequate job but gets yelled at or talked down to anyways like they are hired you to be the second coming of Christ.

Manager: I told you yesterday to re-organize isle 22! You wasted a whole day!

Worker: I was told to put out stock and help unload the truck, you keep expecting gold out of nickels.

Expecting gold out of nickels by Poyuma February 19, 2018

A Head Full Of Nickels 

A phrase used to describe an absentminded or moronic person who can't retain anything.

Connor, man. Do you hear yourself? You definitely have a head full of nickels.

A Head Full Of Nickels by cablenewz December 28, 2020

Bundle of Nickels 

Abundance, greatness, , Angina and Gay Gary gadget ( aka public urinater) love to be around bundle of Nickels. Brings rightness and positive attitude to a gay situation.

Gay Gary gadget and Angina are lost without their bundle of Nickels

Bundle of Nickels by Bundle of Nickels May 14, 2025

you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences

This is a phrase based on the iconic Doofenshmirtz phrase, "Wow, if I had a nickel for the every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?" The phrase is not only a shortening of the phrase, but makes it easy to add to a conversation without jumpcutting to "haha funny reference".

Dude, this girl fell in love with me, dumped me, forgot she dated me, fell in love with me again, and dumped me AGAIN! Sigh, you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences...

you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences by Nurfgal December 16, 2025