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The fifth of never

The day I will be doing my laundry or any other related event.
Wife: when are you going to do the laundry?
Husband: The fifth of never
by Jermine November 22, 2011
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a bird will never be a fish

A truth that many should recognize. You can't make someone into something they are not. If you like banker types don't marry a construction worker. If you like the bad girl look don't marry the girl next door.
Ryan is in love with Meg but a bird will never be a fish.
by Roxannaroxanna June 28, 2018
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Neverending menstruation syndrome

When a woman is always like having she's menstruation, getting easily upset, overacting and making big deal of random stupid things.

It's a softer kind of the raging bitch disorder with attention whore features.
-Mary is acting weird and furious these days, she must be having a raging bitch disorder.

-No buddy, not only these days, she definitely has a Neverending menstruation syndrome.
by Rodkor July 10, 2012
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Never

gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
by big smelly bastard March 2, 2020
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Nevel

*tells a joke*
"lel"
"stop being such a Nevel"
by urabby December 28, 2016
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WOT U NEVER PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR

YA KNOW ITS FUN RIGHT? IM NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE MY OPINION BUT GIVE IT A TRY THEN TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
NOT CONVINSED YET? OK. I'LL CUT U A DEAL! THE GAME IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE! AND THATS A GREAT PRICE!

WOT U NEVER PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR <-- Needed to put this here. plz dont kill me
by DCFads2 September 23, 2019
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never bet the devil your head

1)poe story of uncommon wit
2)common sensical, seemingly unnecessary advice that george bush (and by extension his many victims) might have benefited from had it ever been recommended to him.
george bush; he tried to kill my daddy, let's git us some evil doers dead or alive!
any one with a brain; never bet the devil your head, george.
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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