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nether stubble

Hair growth in the pubic region. Used in Sara in the television series C.S.I. Season 5 Episode 8.
That's a lot of bikini wax. Some girls hate the nether stubble.
by KG April 15, 2005
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Netherweed

Weed from the Netherlands. It is the best. Period. There is nothing like it. Because it's legal to grow in the Netherlands, there are loads of extremely powerful species available such as White Widow, Northern Lights, Santa Maria, AK47, Bubblegum... and many of others.

These kinds contain 15-40% more THC (the stuff that gets you high) than any weed grown outside the netherlands. Jamaican weed is acually crappy compared to it.
Whoa man... i just smoked some Netherweed and it totally fucked me up dude...
by Dick_H July 17, 2005
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Netzero

An internet service provider that gives you internet for cheap prices but very bad. Dialup of course. I used the high speed version and it was still extremely slow. It stops loading after a few pages of web browsing.

Free Netzero: 10 hours of crappy internet. I used MetConnect for free in the projects and it was running fast like cable.

Paid Netzero: Faster than free, but stops loading after an hour or so. Restarting your computer or reconnecting helps but not always.
Omg! My free internet from Netzero ran out. I used 10 hours in a month and now I have no more left!
by Underwater Ruins June 23, 2008
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Neterosexual

One whose entire frame of sexual reference and experience derives from the internet.
A Neterosexual doesn't talk to girls, he 'chats' with them. He's actually never touched a real woman apart from his Mom. In the event an actual sexual opportunity with a real female were to present itself, he'd ask her to take something off and then wank. Unless they invent olfactoronics, he'll never know what pussy smells like.
by Woolwit October 3, 2010
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netheryea

A medieval term for inside ones vagina or around ones vaginal area. This word has been used in a joke in the Big Bang Theory.
Terrisa has one sexy netheryea!
by Lucifer the Devil June 14, 2014
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netter

a professional, normally a lawyer, who strives to bring in business by the droves following business development seminars forced on them by evil bosses who think they have nothing better to do with their Saturdays.

Netters can be characterized by their inability to feel used, and enthusiastic go-getter attitudes at dorky conferences where potential victims convene. Netters are distinguished from prostitutes only by the fact that they wear suits, have business cards, and are normally so unattractive that even lonely dorky conference attenders who've heavily profited from the open bar wouldn't, quote, "hit that up if they paid me." However, in an ironic twist, some of these attendees have actually later paid quite willingly when served within 24 hours of meeting said netter.

Unlike rainmakers or networkers, netters lack real charm and are also tasked with actually having to work on the cases they bring in, usually resulting in a dull empty feeling on the part of the client that they have, indeed, been "nettered." However, such a feeling will be relieved when client receives annual fruit basket from the firm.

The international symbol of the netter is a shepherd's crook, crossed with a "Hello my name is ____" badge.
How much has she nettered in the past year? Just that much? Let's pass on that partner offer.
by charismeee January 13, 2011
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netherstone

1. In Scotland, a properly heated rock or rocks used to cook haggis
2. slang for a man's testicles
3. when used as a verb, netherstoned, refers to being high in Holland
4. In Holland, slang for wooden shoes
5. Geologists use the term to refer to rocks (molten or otherwise) that are ejected into the air during a volcanic eruption
1. The nethersotne is not hot enought to cook my haggis!
2. She kicked me right in the netherstones.
3. Amsterdam is a great place to get netherstoned.
4. These netherstones are too small for my feet.
5. The netherstones landed two miles from the volcano.
by Bego the Tyrant February 6, 2010
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