netizen

Just as a "citizen" is a member of a country, a "netizen" is a member of the internet. However, this term is overhyped and inaccurate Web 2.0 self-love for the following reasons:

- Citizens have legal rights regarding free expression and protection against illegal harassment and discrimination. Netizens do not.
- Citizens have legal responsibilities to their country including refraining from illegal harassment and discrimination. Netizens do not.
- Citizens are defined by their country, thus tied to a geographical location and forced to face the consequences of their opinions, choices and actions in that country. Netizens are not.
- Citizens are personally identifiable. Netizens are not.

This week, the blogosphere has been buzzing, with netizens giving their opinions on today's hot and pressing topic: Does Justin Bieber Have Syphilis? Netizen 'bieberfever4evaa11' said: 'JUSTIN BEIBER(sic) IS CLERLY(sic) NOT WELL, LEAVE JUSTIN BEABER(sic) ALONE!!' He - or she - later added: 'THESE ARE REAL TEARS I'M CRYING'

by turnoutthelights December 1, 2010

netscape

Browser made by AOL-time warner based on Mozilla web browser.

Note, it wasn't always based on Mozilla - but now Mozilla open-source feeds netscape along with a number of browsers including AOL and Mozilla's own Firebird.

"Why get Netscape, its just a slow, commercial version of Mozilla"

by beamrider2600 January 22, 2004

Neti Cock

The act of shooting one's cum into the nasal passage of the subject, thus filling the sinus cavity with a salty solution to draw the mucus out of the sinus.

Anna: I was really stuffed up until Phil gave me some Neti Cock. I haven't been able to breathe like this in a long time; Sure beats swallowing!

by team boomstick October 7, 2011

Netocalypse

When you feel like the world is ending because you don't have access to the internet

Jake was preparing a folder for memes to prepare for netocalypse.

by Sin30 July 23, 2017

nelicious

A girl who is funny, cute, friendly and has a side you wouldn't want to mess with her bad side and is very perverted. Often used as a nickname

Nelicious came over to visit during the holidays

by Ninimbaya December 5, 2018

netini

A person who Is very goofy, They appear to be very confident and loud but around new audiences, they come across as shy. The name Netini symbolises destiny and luck. They also come across as very protective of the ones that matter most to them and even in the toughest of times they never fold on them, but then also they try to seek both sides of the story before coming out as bias. They can also really be chilled and unbothered, there just a really cool person.

Girl 1: Have you met the new girl Netini?
Girl 2: Nope, shes really shy.
Girl 3: You're missing out, she's just shy for now.

by joeconnerdeck December 31, 2019

NEDICIOUS

The "nervous-like" feeling in the pit of your stomach when speaking about or to a significant other, or someone you desire to be romantically involved with.

I feel nedicious everytime I think about him.

by Dannzaa January 4, 2020