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Jaunty neckbeard January

A continuation of No Shave November and Don't Shave December. At this point, shaving one's mustache is allowed, as this is Jaunty "neckbeard" January. Failure to complete the No Shave November or Don't Shave December challenges due to the shaving of one's mustache does not disqualify a challenger for this event.
Steve: "Mike, you should really shave your neckbeard man. It's starting to look gross and I think there are some birds living in there."

Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."

Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"
by gangly razor November 30, 2011
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Darwinian Neckbeard

A neckbeard variant who uses biology and evolution as an excuse to make bold, creepy, and objective comments about men and women to justify their personal sexual desire and deviancy, while also justifying their hypocrisy towards women they don’t see fit to “mate with”
Person A: So this one guy kept asking me for nudes and tried to defend himself by saying it’s just the natural biological desire to see the naked body of a woman he thinks is beautiful.

Person B: Wow, he sounds like some sort of Darwinian Neckbeard
by CloudyDays August 23, 2021
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Crossdressing neckbeard

A male who likes to pretend to be a girl in a video game and does SRP "sex roleplay" with another loser male who also pretend to be a girl. sometimes these can have pedophilic or even zoophilia fantasies involved. they're neckbeards so they will attempt to befriend anyone with a female character for this purpose alone.
Neckbeard 1: wanna see my tail? *Undresses*

Neckbeard 2: ohhhhhhh

Other people: take that cringe shit to DM's, this is a mmo children play this game.

Neckbeard 3: yeah my girlfriend is only 13.

Other people: Goddamn crossdressing neckbeards!
by Painitblack December 30, 2023
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Neckbeardistan

The home nation of the Neckbeard people (i.e. Neckbeards, "Neckbeardis", Neck Beards).

Its currency could be Bitcoin, pizza, or perhaps Tolkienite? Exchange rates vary.

Its flag / heraldry is disputed. The legendary Three Wolf Moon T Shirt was up for "modernization." Designs depicting "virgins and a comic book store" (i.e. nerdtopia) have mysteriously vanished from a sub reddit - even though demographically speaking - the virgins should be male.

Chief imports are non-nutritive cheesy product (e.g. Doritos, Cheetos); carbonated beverages (e.g. Jolt Cola, Mountain Dew); Interwebz; and movies, TV, technology and/or games (e.g. video games, MMORPG, etc.).

The rich, diverse culture of the Neckbeardis can seem unusual. Within Neckbeardistan, bitter disputes erupt as borders shift due to releases (or announcements) of media, products, and technology.

Travel forecast: The dark console wars look to continue (which carry forth the tribal conflicts of the emacs vs. vi wars).
Beware: one cannot simply walk into forums via teh Interwebz and expect safety.

On the outskirts of Neckbeardistan (IRL natch), you'll find the Renfaire - where some Neckbeardis frolic outdoors, get sun stroke, and possibly laid (huzzah!); while imbibing beer, meade, and authentically gnawing on turkey legs.

"'Swounds! My monitor tan!"

Chief exports of Neckbeardistan are little known facts, hindsight advice, and tech support.
Maybe.
If we closed the border to Neckbeardistan, we would never know how to reboot teh Interwebz!
by ggr July 15, 2013
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Neckbear

Neckbears are naturally docile creatures that remain calm until provoked.

Living solely off of cheese pizza and dynamite, the neckbear lies dormant throughout the day. As dusk approaches, the neckbear pairs with it's companion, wreaking havoc upon all that dare step in their way, mainly due to an undefined man-bulge that penetrates the rear of the victim.
With Companion:
"Team Neckbear really cleaned house tonight."

Without Companion:
"The Neckbear raped."
by Cooter Friggins September 20, 2012
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Neckhead

A suck up, similar to a teacher’s pet but can be used in the context of any authority. Can also be used as simply “neck” to describe the action of such behavior
That neckhead follows the dress code to a tee every day. He really necks the administration.
by FratHouseOnFranklin October 15, 2019
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Neckbeer

The act of balancing a beer on top of your neck.
Damn, this guy had the coolest neckbeer I've seen in days!
by Disniceguy August 29, 2016
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