Neckbearding

being over analytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.

This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.

Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
Guy: I like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.

Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!

Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career

comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
by imthatawesome October 12, 2010
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Neckbeard Hitler

1. Male feminist, typically one who is disconnected from all semblances of a social life. Has not encountered woman since he dropped in year 8 to be a professional COD gamer and anime critic.

2. The stage name of an up and coming rap artist, who is set to debut late 2019 with his album, Genocide the Furries.
Person: My brother is such a weeb. He thinks that all men who aren't nice guys should be gassed and that he should be able to legally marry his waifu.

Person 2: Really? What a neckbeard Hitler.
by avinabeer December 12, 2018
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Darwinian Neckbeard

A neckbeard variant who uses biology and evolution as an excuse to make bold, creepy, and objective comments about men and women to justify their personal sexual desire and deviancy, while also justifying their hypocrisy towards women they don’t see fit to “mate with”
Person A: So this one guy kept asking me for nudes and tried to defend himself by saying it’s just the natural biological desire to see the naked body of a woman he thinks is beautiful.

Person B: Wow, he sounds like some sort of Darwinian Neckbeard
by CloudyDays August 24, 2021
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Basement Dwelling Neckbeard

Someone with severely neglected hygiene that lives in front of a computer in their parents' basement and subsists off of ramen noodles, mountain dew, and bizarre fetish porn until they die, lonely and celibate.
If you know what 7chan is, you are quite likely a basement dwelling neckbeard.
by Poopqueef February 17, 2010
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Jaunty neckbeard January

A continuation of No Shave November and Don't Shave December. At this point, shaving one's mustache is allowed, as this is Jaunty "neckbeard" January. Failure to complete the No Shave November or Don't Shave December challenges due to the shaving of one's mustache does not disqualify a challenger for this event.
Steve: "Mike, you should really shave your neckbeard man. It's starting to look gross and I think there are some birds living in there."

Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."

Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"
by gangly razor December 01, 2011
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neckbeard bait

licensing and publishing software in such a way that it will attract Free Software Foundation types, who will make your life difficult. A good example of this is included GPL code in a repository that hosts mainly non-GPL code
You'll never get your extension into PECL if it's GPLed—too much neckbeard bait.
by s s s s December 09, 2010
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neckbeard feminism

The stupid misconceived idea of feminism that neckbeards have. It's based on a combination of petulant neckbeard imagination and crazy fringe stuff found in the most obscure corners of tumblr and twitter written by angry femcels who are pretty much female neckbeards and don't represent what feminism actually is. The kind of stuff that no one would see unless they are a basement dweller who spends way too much time on the internet and lacks the real-life experience to see that it's so crazy most people wouldn't even think of it.

In a nutshell, it's the idea that feminism is about female supremacy, is pro-misandry, doesn't concern itself with issues affecting men, tells women they have to be promiscuous (rather than saying they shouldn't be shamed for doing it if they want to), is anti-family, and is ultimately to blame for the existence of incels.

According to neckbeards, the sane, commonly-understood version of feminism is just a lie to further a female supremacist movement.
Neckbeard: Feminists are all about female supremacy! They don't care about issues affecting men!

Sane person: That's neckbeard feminism. Feminists care about male issues, you just cry about how they hate men when they point out ways men mistreat one another because of harmful ideas of masculinity.
by Sleeping Willow March 20, 2022
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