being over analytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.
This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.
Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.
Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
Guy: I like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.
Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!
Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career
comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.
Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!
Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career
comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
by imthatawesome October 15, 2010
Get the Neckbeardingmug. 1. Male feminist, typically one who is disconnected from all semblances of a social life. Has not encountered woman since he dropped in year 8 to be a professional COD gamer and anime critic.
2. The stage name of an up and coming rap artist, who is set to debut late 2019 with his album, Genocide the Furries.
2. The stage name of an up and coming rap artist, who is set to debut late 2019 with his album, Genocide the Furries.
Person: My brother is such a weeb. He thinks that all men who aren't nice guys should be gassed and that he should be able to legally marry his waifu.
Person 2: Really? What a neckbeard Hitler.
Person 2: Really? What a neckbeard Hitler.
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
Get the Neckbeard Hitlermug. A neckbeard variant who uses biology and evolution as an excuse to make bold, creepy, and objective comments about men and women to justify their personal sexual desire and deviancy, while also justifying their hypocrisy towards women they don’t see fit to “mate with”
Person A: So this one guy kept asking me for nudes and tried to defend himself by saying it’s just the natural biological desire to see the naked body of a woman he thinks is beautiful.
Person B: Wow, he sounds like some sort of Darwinian Neckbeard
Person B: Wow, he sounds like some sort of Darwinian Neckbeard
by CloudyDays August 23, 2021
Get the Darwinian Neckbeardmug. Someone with severely neglected hygiene that lives in front of a computer in their parents' basement and subsists off of ramen noodles, mountain dew, and bizarre fetish porn until they die, lonely and celibate.
by Poopqueef February 17, 2010
Get the Basement Dwelling Neckbeardmug. A continuation of No Shave November and Don't Shave December. At this point, shaving one's mustache is allowed, as this is Jaunty "neckbeard" January. Failure to complete the No Shave November or Don't Shave December challenges due to the shaving of one's mustache does not disqualify a challenger for this event.
Steve: "Mike, you should really shave your neckbeard man. It's starting to look gross and I think there are some birds living in there."
Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."
Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"
Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."
Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"
by gangly razor November 30, 2011
Get the Jaunty neckbeard Januarymug. licensing and publishing software in such a way that it will attract Free Software Foundation types, who will make your life difficult. A good example of this is included GPL code in a repository that hosts mainly non-GPL code
by s s s s December 10, 2010
Get the neckbeard baitmug. Features of the typical neckbeard
-A neckbeard (duh)
-Fedora
-Lives with parents (likely in their basement)
-Between the ages of 30-50
-Unwashed
-Uses Axe body spray in lieu of showers
-Has hentai posters on his wall, is proud of it
-Owns several anime body pillows
-Uses Reddit, 4chan, and Discord
-Allergic to sunlight
-Hasn’t touched grass in 20 years
-Virgin
-Fingers coated in Cheeto dust 24/7
-Desk chair smells like toxic waste
-On a pedophile watchlist
-Daily routine consists of watching Crunchyroll and playing PC games
If one or more of these apply to you, then congratulations, you’re a certified neckbeard
You creepy fuck
-A neckbeard (duh)
-Fedora
-Lives with parents (likely in their basement)
-Between the ages of 30-50
-Unwashed
-Uses Axe body spray in lieu of showers
-Has hentai posters on his wall, is proud of it
-Owns several anime body pillows
-Uses Reddit, 4chan, and Discord
-Allergic to sunlight
-Hasn’t touched grass in 20 years
-Virgin
-Fingers coated in Cheeto dust 24/7
-Desk chair smells like toxic waste
-On a pedophile watchlist
-Daily routine consists of watching Crunchyroll and playing PC games
If one or more of these apply to you, then congratulations, you’re a certified neckbeard
You creepy fuck
by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan March 23, 2025
Get the Neckbeardmug.