eating my head

A figure of speech used to describe when a situation or an event or a person is hypothetically completely consuming you, such as an especially disturbing and chaotic Presidential administration, including the whole grisly post-Presidential aftermath.

It all began in the early stages of the Shyster in Chief’s presidential stint when I began to compulsively submit my words and phrases to Urban Dictionary, that I felt that the simple publication of my sometimes immature and rage-filled humor-rants was a momentary unguent to the preoccupying and sometimes nearly intolerable distress that was eating my head.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2023

bang my head

V. to sit through something that is utterly too boring that it literally becomes painful to sit through, but you have to stay there because of obligation.
i.e Organic Chemistry CHEM322a

"Well it was nice talking to you, but I have to get to class and bang my head for an hour."

by gogetaschick_1 September 17, 2008

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by pseud0nym12470 February 9, 2022

Hopscotch in my head

A phrase meaning the mental process you use. One thing triggers another thought on and on until you say something random, which is only percieved as random by others not in your head. Also can be used when you pause after a joke or something along those lines and then finally understand it.

Lola- We have to do a project on a country for history. What do you think I should do?
(pause..Biore pondering)
Biore- Hm.. I really want a potato
Lola- Random..:/
Biore- I was playing hopscotch in my head. I thought of countries and I thought of Ireland. I thought of Ireland's famine and how they had to eat potatos. That made me want one. Not random at all!!
Example 2:
Emma: And the blonde thought the directions were wrong on the Kool-Aid packet, because you can't fit 4 quarts into that tiny thing! :
Claire: pause..................OMG lol!
Emma: Um..you're so stupid that took you forever to get!
Claire: Shut up! I was playing hopscotch in my head. Duh!

by veronicaMARS May 21, 2007

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by annananannabanana October 16, 2021

Bump my head

In the Illinois reformatory in the 1960's this term meant a homosexual act of touching the head of a penis whith the head of another penis.

"Man; That punk in room ten wants to bump my head".

by superyouper October 31, 2005

smh my head

Created by the meme god Danny Gallagher smh my head is when smh doesn't suffice to the amount of head shaking required to be disappointed in something.

Bitches don't even pray to god anymore, they just pray to Cardi B, smh my head

by tfizzlerone June 3, 2018