Musician

1. Someone without a job.
2. Someone without money.
3. A dude who somehow manages to get all the chicks.

I got fired last week, so I think I'm gonna be a musician.

by buttplug December 5, 2003

Musician's Resume

The list of concerts performers and artists will/did perform in with other bands, soloists, groups, MC's, & Mixer/Producers.

I could tell you about her Musician's Resume, but releasing dates to soon is againsed Co. policy and leads to ticket consuption and scalping by sindicated companies and gives the general main blue collar public no chance to see the show. Isn't Comercialism a B**h.

by IF)unDM!NUTZ&ItG3t$H@iry May 30, 2010

Musician's Exhaustion

A feeling caused by a long or intense session of performing music. Often times, those who are musically exhausted want nothing to do with music for a day or so. Commonly occurs after one's band/choir performance.

First Trumpet: "I swear if the director makes us play tomorrow I'm gonna lose it.
Second Trumpet: "Fuck that dude I'm absolutely suffering from Musician's Exhaustion right now. I ain't having Mr. Dick's shit either."

by Xioxwolf November 27, 2016

matician

A person or persons that go by the English name of BOB, highly skilled in space and time travel thru reading mathematics and Latin, however it is best to truly understand if it is read using a mirror.

. A person with knowledge of forgotten language used by Extra terrestrial or other life sources from altered time zones. Not usually found in this atmosphere. To find a true Matician one must first be an experienced chemist in chemical welfare, yet also be on welfare, or have lived in a dumpster in Seattle for no less than 30 days, (their time). Thirty days in Matician time is the equivalent two pi squared. If you come across a true Matician don’t lost them but don’t hang to close either, watch and observe from a distance but let your presents be known. They are freaked and strong yet appear to be meek and shy. Full of knowledge if one can interpret their language.

I can’t to a bridge one day where what I thought was a troll, it turned out to be a Matician and I’ve never been the same since!

by Melarchie May 20, 2021

Musician

Anyone who can manage to put their song on the internet

"Everybody is a musician"

by Dee_I_R June 25, 2021

Musician

1. A crazy person
2. A person with serious commitment issues(ie. Too much commitment)
3.diary burner, social chameleon, flamboyant chaos magnet, also nervous introvert

Only a friend of a musician or a musician would understand these definitions. Lol

by Gay&loveWomen May 27, 2022

musicianist

Means someone who makes music

Anh dang is a trash musicianist

by dahood61727 August 8, 2022