Elon Musk

Who is Elon Musk?

He’s like a little kid in a playroom, with cars and rockets and a little star and space playmat, making whoosh and the cckkrkrkkhhh noises.

But like...

With a lot of money.

That’s Elon Musk.

“Have you heard of Elon Musk?”
“Yeah, isn’t he the guy who launched a car into space on a rocket, and created and sold flamethrowers for fun?”
“Yeah, that guy. I swear he’s just a five-year-old with a lot of money.”

by josie758 March 19, 2018

Elon Musk

Retard

'God, you're such an Elon Musk, Gerald"

by ShakenChiptheGay October 18, 2023

Elon Musk

Some asshole man-child who happens to be the richest man in the world. Recently bought Twitter to promote transphobia, and is currently trying to be a real life Tony Stark. It just so happens that he is failing miserably at being a real life Tony Stark.

Ugh, did you hear that whole brain thing Elon Musk did with monkeys?
Yeah, I think most of them died. And I heard he's moving onto humans next.

by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022

Musking

Making love in the back seat of an autonomous vehicle, especially a Tesla.

My wife and I decided against a Netflix and chill night, instead we went musking,

by Sky Ninja August 15, 2017

Elon Musk

The guy who named his son after the back of his wifi router.

Elon Musk named his son after the back of his wifi router.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 22, 2021

Elon Musk

A dolt who owns a company named Tesla while ironically embodying the very worst attributes of Thomas Edison.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know who Elon Musk is?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s a total shitstain.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

got musked

to be scammed by a green energy grifter

a website about how a green energy grifter is scamming the world (gotmusked.com)

Man, Brian got musked by that CEO on Twitter who promised his cars would APPRECIATE in value.

by LoveMyTeslaBut April 22, 2021