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A person who as no idea of how to use a personal computer, one who is computer iliterate.
a loser who spends their entire life calling technical support helplines, instead of getting an education or reading the fucking manual, yes you know who you are you fuckwits! see also NUMPTY or CHUMPER
Muppet by Anonymous March 4, 2003
1. An idiot.
2. A person who posts the same message twice.
Nick you Muppet!
muppet by Ernie August 27, 2003
An endearing term to call someone of slight obesity
Muppet by sneepsnoop April 26, 2015
Someone who has had so much plastic surgery and/or botox, their lips no longer move and they must speak only using the motion provided by their lower jaw.
We saw this hot looking woman, but she had so much face surgery she looked like a muppet when she spoke.
Muppet by John Wesley February 9, 2008
of "what the fuck" when u see a quote from ur gf in her acquitqances profile after she mentions it to me
T.M. You Muppet.

Patience... Is All It Takes....

YEAHH RIGHT!
Muppet by nomodelagency December 28, 2005
A dead body. Can also be used for someone who you want to be dead.
"I would come to the local, but I've got a muppet in the boot of my car."
or
"Don't try me, you muppet."
muppet by Doyle September 6, 2004