Muppet

A Derogratory term used to describe somone who is too stupid to think for themselves that they must have somone elses hand up thier ass.

"She's very conforming"
"Yea, shes a real muppet."

"You Fking muppet!"

ect.

by Deitch May 5, 2009

Muppet

a complete idiot who doesnt get it...
it being anything

a.k.a. fool

bob: muppet
peter: oi
bob: clown
peter: fool
bob: rat

by muppet123456789 April 17, 2006

Muppet

When two young women are "experimenting" with downstairs familiarity.

"Wow, check out those chicks playing Muppets."

by Burt&Curt November 2, 2009

muppeteer

A person profficient in the art of being a complete muppet. - see muppet

I am/You are the muppeteer.

by rtm December 28, 2005

muppetism

muppetism is the practice of being baldwin, a child who looks and acts like a muppet and shits out puppeteers, whilst saying meah

the 2006 roping platoon suffers from muppetism

by rickyb2006 May 16, 2006

Muppeting

When you put your hand so far up a girl's vagina (or boy's rear) that you can manipulate their mouth to move with your fingers.

Holy shit that girl is so hot. I would spend all day Muppeting the SHIT out of her.

by Bear von Erck May 12, 2011

muppetitis

A medical condition in which the sufferer takes on the traits of muppet: being silly. Muppetitis very contagious.

Hind has muppetitis.

by TheMuppets October 28, 2009