Mullerize

The act of getting someone's shirt off in the bar and replacing it with a new one that is promoting yourself or your company.

I went to the bar wearing an Eskymo t-shirt, and someone Mullerized me. Because, I woke up wearing a Great Lakes Conveyor Belt t-shirt.

by Arctic4ce July 17, 2014

Muller

a coffee grinder used for for weed instead of coffee beans, unlike normal herb grinders, Mullers create a more fluffier mix and you can control how fine you grind your herbs

Mark: Hey john, did you bring the muller?
John: Nah i left it at home

Mark: well go back the grinders not as good

John: alright i mean its only a 2 min walk

by GimmeFreeBudsBro October 1, 2019

Mullendor

Referring to a “cord” of wood as an incorrect system of measurement and denying mathematical supported equations provided by mathematicians.

Don’t mullendor the proper measurements.

by Mullendor October 15, 2021

Mullered

To be hit in the face or body with semen with the consitency of müller rice yoghurt.

Caney: Thanks for that Múller Rice brand yoghurt that you sprayed onto my face Rippee, it tasted... where are your pants?

Rippeee: A better question would be "Why did you just splatter my face with baby gravy" and the answer would be "why not"

Caney: Gah, i have been Mullered

by This is Not Roach August 7, 2008

Mullard

A weird breed of person who is slightly on the fat side, they have a very smelly fish breath, listen to the worst type of music ever and wear the shittest clothes in the history of mankind. The most common place to sight this strange kind is wombourne Poolbar but be careful because these type will happily back stab,

Have you seen a mullard today? Yes I saw the smelly mullard in the Poolbar today

by Smelly chewbacca January 13, 2017

Muller riced

This is when you have eaten so much that you are well and truely stuffed and cannot eat anymore

"Do you want some trifle?"
"No ta, I'm muller riced"

by kezuke June 18, 2007

mullered

To be stitched up (tricked, set up). (original meaning circa 1960-1990)
From the range of Muller Saddle stitching machines found in nearly every print company, used to secure paper to make booklets.
In recent years it has come to mean drunk or rekt

That bloke absolutely mullered me last week when he new i was desperate for those wheels. He nearly doubled his price, the geezer.

by stan francisco August 17, 2018